Jackie, let's face it. Without our shows, we're nothin'.
Saw the Nurse Jackie preair. When this thing starts airing, I will most definitely be watching. Edie Falco is amazing and I love her character. She's like Gregory House plus a soul. And the humor is what I've come to expect from Showtime - smart and wicked.
Now, the real reason for this post. Oh my Greek. This little show has no business making me this happy. This week's episode was a bit slower but it was made up of hilarious quips and since I'm a dialogue girl, I was tickled and amused.
Just a few things first:
1) Casey was a bit annoying but I do love the Cartwright siblings together.
2) I like Casey fine but all this talk from Cappie and Evan about her being all special and stuff makes me scratch my head. She's nice and sometimes adorable but is she really all that interesting? She's just a girl. It's the Rory Gilmore thing all over again.
3) CALVIN AND GRANT!!! Yayness, Grant is so cute! I swooned like a fool over all of their scenes. ♥
4) I am so glad that chasing the same girl again bit Cappie and Evan in their collective ass.
5) I feel dirty saying this, but Evan is kinda cute when he's out of his element.
Alright, onto the quotage. There were so many funny lines, I enjoyed the crap out of myself.
RUSTY: Is this still stylish?
CALVIN: Was it ever?
CALVIN: You have no idea how much those girls love dirty talk. Now instead of living in a porno it's like I'm listening to the director's audio commentary.
GRANT: It must get tedious for you, to listen to those hookup stories from all the brothers.
CALVIN: Oh, whatever, you know. Just like watching an episode of Entourage except cheaper. And actually watchable.
CALVIN: Wow. That's great, man. I don't know what to say. Welcome to gay!
GRANT: Thanks. I hope I'm ready.
CALVIN: Who's your favorite singer?
GRANT: Britney.
CALVIN: Movie?
GRANT: Hairspray.
CALVIN: Fashion designer?
GRANT: Ummm...
CALVIN: Too slow. Thanks for playing. No, but, two out of three on your Gay-SATs - you'll be fine.
DEAN BOWMAN: Mister Cappie, does this question pertain to the Amphora society?
CAPPIE: Yes.
BOWMAN: Is it relevant to our centuries old tradition and not just something about a society mascot or if Joshua Jackson and/or Paul Walker will be speaking to the group?
CAPPIE: Yes, sir. The first one, the centuries old tradition one.
BOWMAN: What's your question?
CAPPIE: Thank you very much, sir. Um, I was just wondering, is there like a secret dry cleaner for these robes? Just because I don't really wanna get that out there in the general public...
LMFAO, I LOVE how they're mocking this whole secret society concept on this show. And I still get a kick out of Bowman calling Cap Mister Cappie.
RUSTY: Case, remember when Charlie Adams took you to see Planet of the Apes with Mark Wahlberg and I begged mom to make you take me cause I wanted to see it so badly?
CASEY: No, it's not the same.
RUSTY: Yes. The only thing that was different is that you didn't get yourself sick on snowcaps and Mister Pibb.
LOL, the visual of this is great, I can just see wee!Rusty. And having grown up with a little brother in perpetual tow, I feel for Casey.
CASEY: How about a fun brother-sister mall day? We could have lunch, shop...I could help you pick out some new shirts that are a little more...of the same, because your shirts are so handsome.
HAHAHA, I loved Spencer's delivery here.
EVAN: Why do you feel the need to call me by my full name every time we talk?
CAPPIE: I like it. Makes you sound like a comic book villain.
EVAN: You saw us talking and you had to swoop in. It's like a compulsion.
CAPPIE: Your face is like a compulsion.
EVAN: That doesn't even make sense.
CAPPIE: Your face doesn't make any sense.
AHAHAHA, this type of joke reminds me of HIMYM and It's Always Sunny.
ALICE: I loved that cat.
EVAN: Oh, no.
ALICE: He was just this big, sweet, warm ball of fur and I would kiss him and hug him and just squeeze him so tight, trying to show him how much I loved him...But, uh, one day I guess I loved him too much.
LMFAO.
CAPPIE: It's funny. We start talking again and we end up fighting over the first pet killing lunatic we meet.
EVAN: I know, it's like it's programmed in our DNA or something.
CAPPIE: I know. What's with that?
EVAN: I don't know.
CAPPIE: No more meetings for you, huh? It's too bad, I was getting used to your James Earl Jones impersonation.
...
CAPPIE: What am I doing here? With all these driven, successful, overachieving types?
BOWMAN: You're here, Mister Cappie, because nothing teaches us more about who we are than seeing ourselves in people we least expect.
CAPPIE. Aaaaaaah. No, I don't get it.
Hee. This scene has to be seen, really. Their frantic babbling and Evan's confusion were priceless.
CAPPIE: Spitter? You were saying "stupid" an awful lot back there.
RUSTY: I'm just trying to figure out how to get through next year without seeing my stupid sister.
CAPPIE: Uh oh! Conflict in the Cartwright clan? Paging Danny Tanner! (LOOOL)
...
CAPPIE: Joan of Arcadia was the one with navy lawyers, right?
RUSTY: No, that's JAG. Yeah, I watched that afterwards with my dad.
CAPPIE: God, I missed a lot of great television by having friends. It's a shame.
RUSTY: I wish I had gone to MIT.
CAPPIE: What the hell is that?
RUSTY: It's a school? Massachusetts-
CALVIN: (slams into him) Rusty! I'm so glad to see you. Can I borrow your keys? I gotta stay at your place again tonight.
LOOOL. I loved how Rusty started to explain what MIT was. And Calvin was hilarious this entire episode but this just sealed it.
CAPPIE: (after Calvin runs off) Are the Omega Chis hazing actives now?
AHAHAHAHA.
CASEY: Joan of Arcadia? Is this the one about the navy?
Hee.
RUSTY: From now on, full disclosure.
CASEY: Agreed. Anything else you wanna come clean about?
RUSTY: (makes a hilariously adorable face) Remember that blanket you used to have? The one that always smelled really funny? You wanna know why?
CASEY: Ah, maybe we don't have to tell each other everything.
...
RUSTY: I really wanna tell you.
CASEY: I don't wanna know.
RUSTY: It's not that bad.
CASEY: Rusty!
RUSTY: It's not bad.
CASEY: I don't wanna know!
RUSTY: It's really not bad, you're making it seem like it's so gross.
Such an adorable scene and so very brother-sister.
Caps by me, please don't use them for anything (not that anyone would want to, look at these tiny buggers, lol.)
Now, the real reason for this post. Oh my Greek. This little show has no business making me this happy. This week's episode was a bit slower but it was made up of hilarious quips and since I'm a dialogue girl, I was tickled and amused.
Just a few things first:
1) Casey was a bit annoying but I do love the Cartwright siblings together.
2) I like Casey fine but all this talk from Cappie and Evan about her being all special and stuff makes me scratch my head. She's nice and sometimes adorable but is she really all that interesting? She's just a girl. It's the Rory Gilmore thing all over again.
3) CALVIN AND GRANT!!! Yayness, Grant is so cute! I swooned like a fool over all of their scenes. ♥
4) I am so glad that chasing the same girl again bit Cappie and Evan in their collective ass.
5) I feel dirty saying this, but Evan is kinda cute when he's out of his element.
Alright, onto the quotage. There were so many funny lines, I enjoyed the crap out of myself.
RUSTY: Is this still stylish?
CALVIN: Was it ever?
CALVIN: You have no idea how much those girls love dirty talk. Now instead of living in a porno it's like I'm listening to the director's audio commentary.
GRANT: It must get tedious for you, to listen to those hookup stories from all the brothers.
CALVIN: Oh, whatever, you know. Just like watching an episode of Entourage except cheaper. And actually watchable.
CALVIN: Wow. That's great, man. I don't know what to say. Welcome to gay!
GRANT: Thanks. I hope I'm ready.
CALVIN: Who's your favorite singer?
GRANT: Britney.
CALVIN: Movie?
GRANT: Hairspray.
CALVIN: Fashion designer?
GRANT: Ummm...
CALVIN: Too slow. Thanks for playing. No, but, two out of three on your Gay-SATs - you'll be fine.
DEAN BOWMAN: Mister Cappie, does this question pertain to the Amphora society?
CAPPIE: Yes.
BOWMAN: Is it relevant to our centuries old tradition and not just something about a society mascot or if Joshua Jackson and/or Paul Walker will be speaking to the group?
CAPPIE: Yes, sir. The first one, the centuries old tradition one.
BOWMAN: What's your question?
CAPPIE: Thank you very much, sir. Um, I was just wondering, is there like a secret dry cleaner for these robes? Just because I don't really wanna get that out there in the general public...
LMFAO, I LOVE how they're mocking this whole secret society concept on this show. And I still get a kick out of Bowman calling Cap Mister Cappie.
RUSTY: Case, remember when Charlie Adams took you to see Planet of the Apes with Mark Wahlberg and I begged mom to make you take me cause I wanted to see it so badly?
CASEY: No, it's not the same.
RUSTY: Yes. The only thing that was different is that you didn't get yourself sick on snowcaps and Mister Pibb.
LOL, the visual of this is great, I can just see wee!Rusty. And having grown up with a little brother in perpetual tow, I feel for Casey.
CASEY: How about a fun brother-sister mall day? We could have lunch, shop...I could help you pick out some new shirts that are a little more...of the same, because your shirts are so handsome.
HAHAHA, I loved Spencer's delivery here.
EVAN: Why do you feel the need to call me by my full name every time we talk?
CAPPIE: I like it. Makes you sound like a comic book villain.
EVAN: You saw us talking and you had to swoop in. It's like a compulsion.
CAPPIE: Your face is like a compulsion.
EVAN: That doesn't even make sense.
CAPPIE: Your face doesn't make any sense.
AHAHAHA, this type of joke reminds me of HIMYM and It's Always Sunny.
ALICE: I loved that cat.
EVAN: Oh, no.
ALICE: He was just this big, sweet, warm ball of fur and I would kiss him and hug him and just squeeze him so tight, trying to show him how much I loved him...But, uh, one day I guess I loved him too much.
LMFAO.
CAPPIE: It's funny. We start talking again and we end up fighting over the first pet killing lunatic we meet.
EVAN: I know, it's like it's programmed in our DNA or something.
CAPPIE: I know. What's with that?
EVAN: I don't know.
CAPPIE: No more meetings for you, huh? It's too bad, I was getting used to your James Earl Jones impersonation.
...
CAPPIE: What am I doing here? With all these driven, successful, overachieving types?
BOWMAN: You're here, Mister Cappie, because nothing teaches us more about who we are than seeing ourselves in people we least expect.
CAPPIE. Aaaaaaah. No, I don't get it.
Hee. This scene has to be seen, really. Their frantic babbling and Evan's confusion were priceless.
CAPPIE: Spitter? You were saying "stupid" an awful lot back there.
RUSTY: I'm just trying to figure out how to get through next year without seeing my stupid sister.
CAPPIE: Uh oh! Conflict in the Cartwright clan? Paging Danny Tanner! (LOOOL)
...
CAPPIE: Joan of Arcadia was the one with navy lawyers, right?
RUSTY: No, that's JAG. Yeah, I watched that afterwards with my dad.
CAPPIE: God, I missed a lot of great television by having friends. It's a shame.
RUSTY: I wish I had gone to MIT.
CAPPIE: What the hell is that?
RUSTY: It's a school? Massachusetts-
CALVIN: (slams into him) Rusty! I'm so glad to see you. Can I borrow your keys? I gotta stay at your place again tonight.
LOOOL. I loved how Rusty started to explain what MIT was. And Calvin was hilarious this entire episode but this just sealed it.
CAPPIE: (after Calvin runs off) Are the Omega Chis hazing actives now?
AHAHAHAHA.
CASEY: Joan of Arcadia? Is this the one about the navy?
Hee.
RUSTY: From now on, full disclosure.
CASEY: Agreed. Anything else you wanna come clean about?
RUSTY: (makes a hilariously adorable face) Remember that blanket you used to have? The one that always smelled really funny? You wanna know why?
CASEY: Ah, maybe we don't have to tell each other everything.
...
RUSTY: I really wanna tell you.
CASEY: I don't wanna know.
RUSTY: It's not that bad.
CASEY: Rusty!
RUSTY: It's not bad.
CASEY: I don't wanna know!
RUSTY: It's really not bad, you're making it seem like it's so gross.
Such an adorable scene and so very brother-sister.
Caps by me, please don't use them for anything (not that anyone would want to, look at these tiny buggers, lol.)