Today I was winding up the bag the frozen eggrolls came in to tie it up and I happened to read on the box: "Wrapper made with whole grain!"

Really? it's so transparent! :P

Realization courtesy of people who put stuff on YouTube:

Fractal animations would have made the ending of 2001 a lot cooler.

For some reason I don't even intend to speculate about, a few nights ago I dreamed I met Vincent Price (and for that matter, that he was still alive (and for that matter, I think he looked significantly younger than the last time I saw him on TV)). As far as I remember it was pretty uneventful, the upshot being him not being at all creepy or ( Read more... )

Sunday, I got a spam e-mail with the title: "learn to despot".

Uh, no thanks. :D

I realized yesterday that it would really work to have Kermit the Frog sing Whitesnake's "Here I Go Again".

A strange thought came out of the conversation boundingwolf and I were having a few minutes ago. If you're a hobbit, and you get infected with lycanthropy, do you have to turn into a corgi or something? :D