other people's tflns...

Jul 19, 2010 02:20

(250): the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.

(585): I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.

(850): All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.

(417): I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.

(904): I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.

(313): She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.

(864): You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.

(336): and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex

(720): I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.

(817): You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go

(412): I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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