Well, dad finally grew the gonads to ask me whom John officially is.  He'd been bugging my sisters for weeks trying to get it from them.
"Who's that guy that keeps picking you up?"
"Come on, you know who he is dad.."
"No I don't."
"Yes...you do. You've asked Siobhan, Leander...you know."
"Is he a boyfriend?"
"Hell yeah he's my boyfriend."  Dad sorta ( Read more... )