The Polyficathon Meme
Borrowed from everyone. This version I gagged from andrastewhite.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1) Irina Derevko
2) James Norrington
3) Zoe Warren
4) Anakin Skywalker
5) Nadir Khan
6) Elizabeth Bennett
7) Draco Malfoy
8) Jack Bristow
9) Obi-Wan Kenobi
10) Leia Organa
11) Jadzia Dax
12) Anamaria
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Elizabeth Bennett/Jadzia Dax?
I'm very sure this combination hasn't been written so far. I wouldn't want to see them in a romantic relationship, but a friendship story would work. They both are quick-witted and are able to see the funny side of difficult situations.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Anakin Skywalker is hotness personified. All that intensity and passion. (Of course, he also gets hot in a very literal sense when catching fire on Mustafar.)
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I don't know how Anamaria could get Jack Bristow pregnant.
Okay, both Pirates of the Carribean and ALIAS leave room for strange and fantastic things. With Milo Rambaldi nothing is impossible.
I don't think Jack would be too happy with Anamaria; in the end he would be good father/mother, though.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
"White Rabbits" by butterfly. I love her portrayal of Obi-Wan.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yes! James Norrington and Elizabeth Bennett would be a great pair. James actually has a lot in common with Darcy - he's more diplomatic though - and Elizabeth Bennett has a lot in common with Elizabeth Swann - they even have the same first name. I like Elizabeth Bennett more though: I believe she would come to love James. She would certainly not let him encounter undead pirates without warning.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Nadir and Obi-Wan would be great friends. They both think things through before acting and have a talent for diplomacy.
Romantically, Nadir and Leia would be more likely because Nadir is pretty much heterosexual. I can't really see them together though.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Draco would sneer, tell James Norrington and Anamaria to have good sex and leave the room again. James would most likely too embarrassed to continue causing Anamaria to get up, follow Draco and threaten to kill him if he ever dared to interrupt them again. Then she would hit him over the head to make her warning stick.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"Leia Organa enlists the help of Zoe Warren to rescue Han."
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Irina Derevko/Jack Bristow? There must be despite the fact that their relationship isn't all that fluffy.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
I don't see any hurt/comfort happening between Draco Malfoy and Anamaria. If Draco needed comforting, Anamaria would kick him around and tell him to stop whining right now. If Anamaria needed comforting, Draco would sneer at her. And if he did try to comfort her, she's kick him around.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Irina Derevko is *not* a virgin.
A meeting between them would be possible: Anakin Skywalker gets moved by the Force into the ALIAS universe, because he's the Chosen One of Milo Rambaldi is speaking of.
I can see the two being intrigued by one another. However, Irina would fiercely manipulate Anakin and sooner or later promise him to save the one he loves - for a price.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Most definitely. Draco slash is extremely wide-spread.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Sure. Zoe Warren is happily married and she and her husband are a great couple with plenty of chemistry.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
selenak has written at least one story featuring Jadzia Dax which can be found on fanfiction.net.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
James Norrington/Anakin Skywalker/Nadir Khan?? Eh, no. This pairing doesn't work on so many levels.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something like "Oh Han!" or "Get this walking carpet out of our bedroom."
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Have to pass this question for now. I'm bad with finding songs for characters.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Femmeslash involving three strong-willed women. Powergames. Improbable time travels.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
I can't see James Norrington using pickup lines. He'd politely ask Leia if he could be of assistance in any way.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday. rayakina send me a story link which I checked out.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Oh, that's tough. Elizabeth Bennett loves going for long walks, so she might think it fun to be ravished by Darcy in the wilderness. :-)
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Jadzia shag Obi-Wan? Oh yes, both drunk and sober.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Zoe Warren and Draco Malfoy wouldn't get together.
But if they did, she would top.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Irina Dereveko and Obi-Wan Kenobi are in happy relationship until Obi-Wan suddenly runs off with Anakin. Irina, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jadzia and a brief unhappy affair with Anamaria, then follows the wise advice of Nadir and finds true love with Zoe.
It would be called "The Power of Strong Women" and be cracktastic.
Irina is getting a big portion of femmeslash here. And Obi-Wan and Anakin are happy together. :-)
I can't think of anyone who would want to read or write this story. Too many fandoms wrapped in one.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Sick. Even the thought of Draco Malfoy and Jack Bristow together scares me.
First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.
1) Irina Derevko
2) James Norrington
3) Zoe Warren
4) Anakin Skywalker
5) Nadir Khan
6) Elizabeth Bennett
7) Draco Malfoy
8) Jack Bristow
9) Obi-Wan Kenobi
10) Leia Organa
11) Jadzia Dax
12) Anamaria
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Elizabeth Bennett/Jadzia Dax?
I'm very sure this combination hasn't been written so far. I wouldn't want to see them in a romantic relationship, but a friendship story would work. They both are quick-witted and are able to see the funny side of difficult situations.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Anakin Skywalker is hotness personified. All that intensity and passion. (Of course, he also gets hot in a very literal sense when catching fire on Mustafar.)
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
I don't know how Anamaria could get Jack Bristow pregnant.
Okay, both Pirates of the Carribean and ALIAS leave room for strange and fantastic things. With Milo Rambaldi nothing is impossible.
I don't think Jack would be too happy with Anamaria; in the end he would be good father/mother, though.
4. Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?
"White Rabbits" by butterfly. I love her portrayal of Obi-Wan.
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Yes! James Norrington and Elizabeth Bennett would be a great pair. James actually has a lot in common with Darcy - he's more diplomatic though - and Elizabeth Bennett has a lot in common with Elizabeth Swann - they even have the same first name. I like Elizabeth Bennett more though: I believe she would come to love James. She would certainly not let him encounter undead pirates without warning.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Nadir and Obi-Wan would be great friends. They both think things through before acting and have a talent for diplomacy.
Romantically, Nadir and Leia would be more likely because Nadir is pretty much heterosexual. I can't really see them together though.
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Draco would sneer, tell James Norrington and Anamaria to have good sex and leave the room again. James would most likely too embarrassed to continue causing Anamaria to get up, follow Draco and threaten to kill him if he ever dared to interrupt them again. Then she would hit him over the head to make her warning stick.
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
"Leia Organa enlists the help of Zoe Warren to rescue Han."
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Irina Derevko/Jack Bristow? There must be despite the fact that their relationship isn't all that fluffy.
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
I don't see any hurt/comfort happening between Draco Malfoy and Anamaria. If Draco needed comforting, Anamaria would kick him around and tell him to stop whining right now. If Anamaria needed comforting, Draco would sneer at her. And if he did try to comfort her, she's kick him around.
11. What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
Irina Derevko is *not* a virgin.
A meeting between them would be possible: Anakin Skywalker gets moved by the Force into the ALIAS universe, because he's the Chosen One of Milo Rambaldi is speaking of.
I can see the two being intrigued by one another. However, Irina would fiercely manipulate Anakin and sooner or later promise him to save the one he loves - for a price.
12. Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
Most definitely. Draco slash is extremely wide-spread.
13. Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Sure. Zoe Warren is happily married and she and her husband are a great couple with plenty of chemistry.
14. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
selenak has written at least one story featuring Jadzia Dax which can be found on fanfiction.net.
15. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
James Norrington/Anakin Skywalker/Nadir Khan?? Eh, no. This pairing doesn't work on so many levels.
16. What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Something like "Oh Han!" or "Get this walking carpet out of our bedroom."
17. If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?
Have to pass this question for now. I'm bad with finding songs for characters.
18. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?
Femmeslash involving three strong-willed women. Powergames. Improbable time travels.
19. What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?
I can't see James Norrington using pickup lines. He'd politely ask Leia if he could be of assistance in any way.
20. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Yesterday. rayakina send me a story link which I checked out.
21. What is Six's super-sekrit kink?
Oh, that's tough. Elizabeth Bennett loves going for long walks, so she might think it fun to be ravished by Darcy in the wilderness. :-)
22. Would Eleven shag Nine? Drunk or sober?
Would Jadzia shag Obi-Wan? Oh yes, both drunk and sober.
23. If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Zoe Warren and Draco Malfoy wouldn't get together.
But if they did, she would top.
24. "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
Irina Dereveko and Obi-Wan Kenobi are in happy relationship until Obi-Wan suddenly runs off with Anakin. Irina, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Jadzia and a brief unhappy affair with Anamaria, then follows the wise advice of Nadir and finds true love with Zoe.
It would be called "The Power of Strong Women" and be cracktastic.
Irina is getting a big portion of femmeslash here. And Obi-Wan and Anakin are happy together. :-)
I can't think of anyone who would want to read or write this story. Too many fandoms wrapped in one.
25. How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
Sick. Even the thought of Draco Malfoy and Jack Bristow together scares me.