Percy Jackson App 5/idekatrypicalFebruary 1 2010, 22:05:07 UTC
Percy goes off to celebrate his birthday with his mom. Poseidon shows up to tell him that Kronos isn't quite dead yet. After that, Nico shows up and tells him that he has important information for him.
... And promptly gets distracted by blue birthday cake.
Soon after that, Percy is about to turn sixteen. Being a teenager, he does teenager things. ... In this case, try to impress a girl with his stepdad's Prius. Unfortunately for him (and fortunately for the target audience's gross-out reflex, most likely) he gets interrupted by another half-blood and a pegasus crashing his date and pretty much dragging him off to start fighting.
Operation Blow Up Luke's Ship doesn't go so well, and Percy ends up drifting under the sea cue Little Mermaid music and meeting up with Poseidon and Tyson. He wants to help stay and fight since his dad looks like he's pretty much getting fucked over, but he basically gets told "gtfo son, you've got other battles to fight".
Percy gets told back at camp that the Great Prophecy says his fate is to make an important choice and die by a cursed blade. Lovely.
CUE EPIC NICO PLAN. The plan is to bathe in the River Styx. Which Percy does, after getting his mother and stepfather's blessing, seeing how Luke's mother is batfuck insane, getting shoved into a dungeon cell by Hades, and pretty much B| - facing at Achilles' ghost who tells him DON'T DO IT MAN - OKAY FINE IT'S YOUR FUNERAL.
And he realizes during the Styx!dousing that he loves Annabeth. Kind of. Except he's a derp and doesn't really realize it until later.
tl;dr it is battle time, Percy is awesome and fights awesome, it's revealed that Rachel can do prophecies, and Percy is 'not the hero'. Well shit there goes our protagonist -
It turns out Luke's the hero because during the CLIMACTIC SCENE he fights back against Kronos and pretty much commits suicide to save everyone. Yaaaay?
Percy's offered the chance to become a god, but refuses that in favor of both staying with Annabeth and making his one wish/promise/reward/what have you that the gods stop being deadbeat and lay claim to their kids. That way no one has to feel abandoned like Luke did.
And then he kisses Annabeth some and gets shoved in the lake with her, but it's okay because he can make an air bubble for them to sit in.
... And promptly gets distracted by blue birthday cake.
Soon after that, Percy is about to turn sixteen. Being a teenager, he does teenager things. ... In this case, try to impress a girl with his stepdad's Prius. Unfortunately for him (and fortunately for the target audience's gross-out reflex, most likely) he gets interrupted by another half-blood and a pegasus crashing his date and pretty much dragging him off to start fighting.
Operation Blow Up Luke's Ship doesn't go so well, and Percy ends up drifting under the sea cue Little Mermaid music and meeting up with Poseidon and Tyson. He wants to help stay and fight since his dad looks like he's pretty much getting fucked over, but he basically gets told "gtfo son, you've got other battles to fight".
Percy gets told back at camp that the Great Prophecy says his fate is to make an important choice and die by a cursed blade. Lovely.
CUE EPIC NICO PLAN. The plan is to bathe in the River Styx. Which Percy does, after getting his mother and stepfather's blessing, seeing how Luke's mother is batfuck insane, getting shoved into a dungeon cell by Hades, and pretty much B| - facing at Achilles' ghost who tells him DON'T DO IT MAN - OKAY FINE IT'S YOUR FUNERAL.
And he realizes during the Styx!dousing that he loves Annabeth. Kind of. Except he's a derp and doesn't really realize it until later.
tl;dr it is battle time, Percy is awesome and fights awesome, it's revealed that Rachel can do prophecies, and Percy is 'not the hero'. Well shit there goes our protagonist -
It turns out Luke's the hero because during the CLIMACTIC SCENE he fights back against Kronos and pretty much commits suicide to save everyone. Yaaaay?
Percy's offered the chance to become a god, but refuses that in favor of both staying with Annabeth and making his one wish/promise/reward/what have you that the gods stop being deadbeat and lay claim to their kids. That way no one has to feel abandoned like Luke did.
And then he kisses Annabeth some and gets shoved in the lake with her, but it's okay because he can make an air bubble for them to sit in.
Ha ha.
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