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My entry for the December Challenge 2012,over on the prowlxjazz community
Other Meanings Of A Kiss
Author: Thalanee
Verse: Bayverse- AU
Word Count: about 1300 words
Warnings: slight crack
Rating: pg-13
Disclaimer: Transformers do not belong to me.
Summary: If Jazz had known just who was watching him and Prowl kiss, he might have thought twice about it…
Author’s Notes: Written for the ProwlxJazz community’s December Challenge ( Read more... ) -
A new chapter... finally!
Parlay!
Author: Thalanee
Verse: It’s A Game (Because something this crazy could only happen in a game)
Word Count: 1900 words
Rating: pg-13
Warnings: crack… why do I always attract the crack bunnies?!
Disclaimer: Nope, they’re still not mine…
Summary: What do you do, when you’re surrounded by enemies who are about to shoot you to Kingdom come? One word: ( Read more... ) -
New Story
The Couch
Author: Thalanee
Verse: Bayverse
Word Count: 1500 words
Rating: pg-13
Warnings: crack… No eating or drinking, your computer will be grateful! XD
Disclaimer: They’re not mine.
Summary: Optimus isn’t sure what it is he’s done, but it’s the finger and it’s pointing to the couch, so it’s obvious what he has to do.
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I'm back... with crack!
What’s with the accent?
Author: Thalanee
Verse: AU Bayverse (not long after Sparkles)
Word Count: 2400 words
Rating: pg-13
Characters: Will Lennox, Bobby Epps, Jazz, Prowl, various other bots.
Warnings: crack.
Disclaimer: I don’t own them, I only wish I did. They belong to Hasbro not to me.
Summary: If you’re living with a mechanical alien race, ( Read more... ) -
another one... but this is only a couple of weeks old
Airsupport
Author: Thalanee
Verse: It‘s A Game (AU)
Word Count: 1300 words
Warnings: crack, no eating or drinking while reading!
Rating: pg13
Disclaimer: I only wish they were mine, but they don’t belong to me.
Summary: Sometimes Prowl takes always being calm and collected to new extremes…
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Now I got them all up..
Wow, this thing is over four months old...
I had to write this once I read all the comments… even if it’s now in the middle of the night and I’m going to be dead tired tomorrow…
101 Creative Ways To Pair Bots Up
Author: Thalanee
Verse: AU Movieverse
Prompt: First Week, 7: Matchmaking
Word Count: 900-1000 words
Rating: pg13
Warning: more complete and utter ( Read more... ) -
I can't believe I forgot to post this here...
On The Proper Use of Datapads
Author: Thalanee
Prompt: Daring Rescue
Verse: AU- premovie
Word Count: 1600 words
Rating: nc-17 (just to be sure)
Warnings: crack, implied mechxmech, violence
Disclaimer: Not mine…
Summary: Everyone knows how dangerous Ratchet’s wrenches are… watch a poor Decepticon spy as he finds out why the same goes for Prowl’s datapads.
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And another one
Learning By Throwing
Author: Thalanee
Verse: A World Gone Crazy
Word Count: about 1800 words
Rating: pg-13
Warnings: crack as usual XD
Disclaimer: I only wish they were mine, but sadly Transformers don’t belong to me.
Summary: When Ratchet and Jazz join forces to teach Prowl their own brand of self defense the result can’t be anything short of ( Read more... ) -
My bunnies are strange little things...
Don’t Touch!
Author: Thalanee
Verse: AU (my It’s A Game- Verse)
Word Count: 2000 words.
Rating: pg 13
Warnings: pure and utter crack
Disclaimer: I only wish they belonged to me, but they don’t.
Summary: Prompt: Jealousy. What will Jazz do if someone else tries to hit on Prowl? Are you really sure you want to know?
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