How to Ruin a Book in 10 Easy Steps

[thaichicken]

1) Carry book into bathroom.
2) Set it down.
3) Forget.
4) Take hot shower.
5) Fill bathroom with steam.
6) Get out of shower.
7) Remember book.
8) Say bad words.
9) Remove book from bathroom.
10) Enjoy your newly warped pages.

Bonus: Leaving for convention in less than 16 hours. Yikes.

-fin-

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