The tragedy of Mark
Do all of you remember Mark, my roommate from last year? The alcoholic uberconservative douchebag? Well, as bad as I thought things for him were going (his friends started hating him, he was blacklisted at every single party, etc.) things have turned worse. Much worse.
Apparently, the other day Mark got drunk, told his roommate he was gay, and asked to make out with his roommate. The roommate is not gay and said no.
Now his roommate (one of the 4 friends he has) wants to move out.
Yeah
I could say alot about this, but it would be too easy. So all I will say is this: I always suspected this, however I never thought he would come out of the closet in such an embarrassing way.
I don't think I'll have to write a book about him if he decides to run for senate because I'm pretty sure at this point he won't become a senator.
I can only assume he will transfer. If not then he will have one of the most awkward college experiences in the history of college.
At this point I feel some sadness and pity for him, but then I realize that he inflicted this on himself.
Oh Mark, remember that Jesus still loves you (but not in that way, homo)
Apparently, the other day Mark got drunk, told his roommate he was gay, and asked to make out with his roommate. The roommate is not gay and said no.
Now his roommate (one of the 4 friends he has) wants to move out.
Yeah
I could say alot about this, but it would be too easy. So all I will say is this: I always suspected this, however I never thought he would come out of the closet in such an embarrassing way.
I don't think I'll have to write a book about him if he decides to run for senate because I'm pretty sure at this point he won't become a senator.
I can only assume he will transfer. If not then he will have one of the most awkward college experiences in the history of college.
At this point I feel some sadness and pity for him, but then I realize that he inflicted this on himself.
Oh Mark, remember that Jesus still loves you (but not in that way, homo)