What luck
I'm in my decadent phase now. I'm sure I'll look back and laugh at it.
Apparently, the CEO of the Onion went to Colgate, so now there is a 0.001% chance that I could write for them one day instead of taking a yuppie job.
I am starting my own Onion at college. Any funny things written in newspaper form would be appreciated.
My favorite is 'Student from New Jersey not shy about telling you where he's from'
Pennsylvania highways have very confusing exist signs.
I think I get 80% of my calories from dairy products, be they milk, cheese, or cheese puff powder.
Oh yeah, and people from the east coast need to seriously chill out. For real.
Apparently, the CEO of the Onion went to Colgate, so now there is a 0.001% chance that I could write for them one day instead of taking a yuppie job.
I am starting my own Onion at college. Any funny things written in newspaper form would be appreciated.
My favorite is 'Student from New Jersey not shy about telling you where he's from'
Pennsylvania highways have very confusing exist signs.
I think I get 80% of my calories from dairy products, be they milk, cheese, or cheese puff powder.
Oh yeah, and people from the east coast need to seriously chill out. For real.