Done with all of that nonesense
I am now home, so my excuse for not updating recently is the fact that finals were insane. On Thursday morning during finals week at 5 A.M., the fire alarm went off. It was freezing outside and the building was obviously not burning, however the campus police people seemed that it was a good idea to wait as long as possible to turn the fire alarm off during a period of time where students needed sleep. It took so long that everyone was wide away from the cold and could not go back asleep, coming into their finals as zombies. The culprit was burnt popcorn coming from the stoner section of the dorm, as usual.
This is nothing compared to the next, last day of finals.
2 center stillman houligans decided that because they were done with finals that everyone else was too, even though that isn't the case. So they proceeded to drink alot and wrestle around to distract people from studying. To be fair this was amusing and a good study break. However, what they did next was not as amusing. At 1 in the morning, they turned off the power, essentially resetting everyone's alarm clock. After that, they went into the common room and proceeded to smash all of the beer bottles they could find, break a bunch of my roommate's stuff, spread garbage all over the place, and break the furnature. I wish I had taken a picture of how bad a mess this place was. Some of the more sober people noticed this, so they decided to steal the culprits' mattresses as payback. Instead of teaching them a less however, it only made them angry loud. Yelling and arguing took place outside of my room for a good hour or so. Eventually, I snapped, ran out the door and screamed
Is this the goddamn debate society? None of what any of you are making any fucking sense whatso goddamn ever! You are all being a bunch of drunk assholes and you need to go to bed now to you can let others go to bed because its fucking finals time. Shut the fuck up Tyler! Don't say a goddamn word! Not one goddamn word! Just go to your room and clean this up in the morning! None of you idiots are in any shape to make any rational thought and you are just pissing off people trying to sleep before their finals!
Or something to that extent. The star lacrosse player came out of his room and supported my effort with a 'hell yea!' and the idiots went away to aruge somewhere else. One person's paper was completely deleted from the power outtage, and I don't know how many people missed their final. I got no sleep.
After the final, Mark was bold enough to ask me for $50 to drive me to Cornell to visit david mahler for a snoop dogg concert. I argued that I saved his ungrateful alcoholic life, but only managed to bargain the ride down to $20.
But the important thing is that I am done with all of that. It's over. I won't have to see those people again, or at least live with them. They are all living far away from me. This means I am quite happy now. It also means that my live journal updates will no longer be anywhere near amusing as they used to be. Such tradeoffs.
Last things about Mark --- Said Cornell had too many non-white kids
- Felt sympathy for the Kenneth Lays of the world after realizing how tempting and easy it is to embezzle money from the conservative newspaper he started.
- Is getting some crazy internship at a right wing organization at DC this summer
- Is starting to listen to the new 50 cent album
- The frat he wants to join hates him apparently, even after being their bitch for a whole year.
- Is living a floor above me.
- I didn't give him money for the TV that I bought from the other roommates
- David mahler is the only person from the ho-flo area to meet him, but I doubt he remembers anything about him given the level of intoxication he was experiencing that day.
Speaking of intoxication, a BAC of 0.18 is the best. BAC tester things are a fun, but dangerous toy.
Snoop dogg noticed some feminists at his concert with posters saying 'stop sexism snoop'. The Boss Player said that he didn't want to be sexist, so sang a song for the ladies, however he only encouraged the non-ugly ones to participate.
I am going to have the most jewish summer ever. I am interning at Merrill Lynch and then working at the JCC. I may as well start courting the Jewish chick from Buffalo groove right now and work on getting a downpayment on my starter house in Highland Park.
If the White Sox won the world series (knock on wood), no one on the east coast would notice and then continue to talk about how the Red Sox pitching will be great next year.
I look back at my first few entries and how my plan was to breed with their women. I didn't do so well at that. Maybe next year. At least I am the undisputed best drummer at Colgate according to the results of the last drum-off.
Whatever happened to Andrew W.K.? Is he dead or something?
This is nothing compared to the next, last day of finals.
2 center stillman houligans decided that because they were done with finals that everyone else was too, even though that isn't the case. So they proceeded to drink alot and wrestle around to distract people from studying. To be fair this was amusing and a good study break. However, what they did next was not as amusing. At 1 in the morning, they turned off the power, essentially resetting everyone's alarm clock. After that, they went into the common room and proceeded to smash all of the beer bottles they could find, break a bunch of my roommate's stuff, spread garbage all over the place, and break the furnature. I wish I had taken a picture of how bad a mess this place was. Some of the more sober people noticed this, so they decided to steal the culprits' mattresses as payback. Instead of teaching them a less however, it only made them angry loud. Yelling and arguing took place outside of my room for a good hour or so. Eventually, I snapped, ran out the door and screamed
Is this the goddamn debate society? None of what any of you are making any fucking sense whatso goddamn ever! You are all being a bunch of drunk assholes and you need to go to bed now to you can let others go to bed because its fucking finals time. Shut the fuck up Tyler! Don't say a goddamn word! Not one goddamn word! Just go to your room and clean this up in the morning! None of you idiots are in any shape to make any rational thought and you are just pissing off people trying to sleep before their finals!
Or something to that extent. The star lacrosse player came out of his room and supported my effort with a 'hell yea!' and the idiots went away to aruge somewhere else. One person's paper was completely deleted from the power outtage, and I don't know how many people missed their final. I got no sleep.
After the final, Mark was bold enough to ask me for $50 to drive me to Cornell to visit david mahler for a snoop dogg concert. I argued that I saved his ungrateful alcoholic life, but only managed to bargain the ride down to $20.
But the important thing is that I am done with all of that. It's over. I won't have to see those people again, or at least live with them. They are all living far away from me. This means I am quite happy now. It also means that my live journal updates will no longer be anywhere near amusing as they used to be. Such tradeoffs.
Last things about Mark --- Said Cornell had too many non-white kids
- Felt sympathy for the Kenneth Lays of the world after realizing how tempting and easy it is to embezzle money from the conservative newspaper he started.
- Is getting some crazy internship at a right wing organization at DC this summer
- Is starting to listen to the new 50 cent album
- The frat he wants to join hates him apparently, even after being their bitch for a whole year.
- Is living a floor above me.
- I didn't give him money for the TV that I bought from the other roommates
- David mahler is the only person from the ho-flo area to meet him, but I doubt he remembers anything about him given the level of intoxication he was experiencing that day.
Speaking of intoxication, a BAC of 0.18 is the best. BAC tester things are a fun, but dangerous toy.
Snoop dogg noticed some feminists at his concert with posters saying 'stop sexism snoop'. The Boss Player said that he didn't want to be sexist, so sang a song for the ladies, however he only encouraged the non-ugly ones to participate.
I am going to have the most jewish summer ever. I am interning at Merrill Lynch and then working at the JCC. I may as well start courting the Jewish chick from Buffalo groove right now and work on getting a downpayment on my starter house in Highland Park.
If the White Sox won the world series (knock on wood), no one on the east coast would notice and then continue to talk about how the Red Sox pitching will be great next year.
I look back at my first few entries and how my plan was to breed with their women. I didn't do so well at that. Maybe next year. At least I am the undisputed best drummer at Colgate according to the results of the last drum-off.
Whatever happened to Andrew W.K.? Is he dead or something?