What kind of disease are you?
Danny:
Danny is caused by sponges.
Danny disease forces one to obsessively call self on phone.
To cure Danny, act like a muppet.
What kind of disease are you?
Adam:
Adam is caused by alien mind control rays.
Adam will, upon infection, turn the infected into a hippie.
The only possible way to cure Adam infection is to rearrange all your furniture so that heavy objects block all doors. Leave the furniture this way for a full month.
Sponges... how awesome is that!? :D
~Danny