JUMP : Ouran High School Host Club

May 25, 2011 00:07

Title: Ouran High School Host Club
Pairing: Almost JUMP x JUMP / YamaJima / OkaMori / YabuHika / InooDai / TakaChii / OkaYama / YabuNoo / RyuYama / TakaHika / OkaJima (Most of them are microscopic)
Genre: Crack / Fluff
Word Count: 402 words
Disclaimer: I don't own them.
Summary: What Ouran High School Host Club has done to our boys.
A/N: I got crazy over watching Ouran High School Host Club just now, and I just had to write this~ /shrugs
Enjoy!


It was indeed a weird sight. With all ten boys huddled up in front of the computer, watching the anime Ouran High School Host Club.

“Ne, what would it be like if JUMP was a host club?” Ryutaro perked up at Hikaru’s question, and immediately replied, “It’ll be a mess.”

The rest of the members laughed, and Takaki pointed out, “Ne Hikaru and I can be the Hitachii twins, desho?” Hikaru had spotted the exact same grin on the older man’s lips, and he promptly continued Takaki’s idea, “Then wouldn’t Chii be the perfect Hunny-senpai?”

Heads nodded, and Yuto chipped in too. “Then I’d vote for Keito as Mori-senpai.”

“Why Yuto-kun?” “Because Mori-senpai gave Haruhi strawberries, just like how Keito gave you them Yama-chan!” Said boy had blushed, as he delivers a playful slap on the taller boy’s shoulder. Eyes were on both of them, when Daiki smirked. “Both of you should just be the couple in the second episode.”

Wolf whistles could be heard, and Ryosuke had started to throw all his manga that he has on hand at the members. “Wouldn’t Yabu-kun be Tamaki then?” Eyes were on the unofficial leader of JUMP, who just looked at them with his no-eyes smile.

Slowly, Yabu leaned over to Inoo, whispering, “So would you be my Haruhi?” Pockys were thrown at Yabu, and the man was met with the stares of Daiki pouting away. “Hands of my boyfriend, Yabu!”

“If Inoo-chan’s Haruhi, Dai-chan could be ... Kyoya?” Chinen blinked while looking at the penguin wrestle with Yabu, only to be pulled away by Inoo and Yabu was slapped on the head by Hikaru

“Don’t you think Ryutaro might be mature enough to be Kyoya instead?” The hamster looked at Keito with wide eyes before glomping him down to the floor. “Actually, Ryu could be Hunny-senpai too.” Eyes were back to Ryosuke, who just shrugged a little before explaining that Ryutaro could be all cute at times.

The debate on JUMP being characters just went on and on, with many times of near death experiences, since the members were at each other’s throat when someone else was paired with their boyfriend.

All in all, one can only say that it was all weird. Who knew that Hey! Say! JUMP, the 10 idols that were sought after by many fans around the world, was watching Ouran High School Host Club and arguing over it.

p! okayama, c! chinen yuri, c! inoo kei, c! morimoto ryutaro, c! yabu kota, p! okajima, p! inoodai, c! okamoto keito, p! takahika, c! yamada ryosuke, okataro, p! yabuhika, * fanfiction, p! yabunoo, c! nakajima yuto, p! takachii, c! yaotome hikaru, p! yamajima, c! arioka daiki, p! okataro, p! ryuyama, c! takaki yuya

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