My favorite spam yesterday was entitled "Small pen is?"

Why yes, my friends, this is a small pen. And I like it that way!

OMFG:

A very amusing animated GIF

Zombie Cockroaches!
Film at 11! (though I think this was taken down due to the slashdotting).

http://www.willitblend.com/ is absolutely hilarious. See things blended which you never expected, from the iPhone to Spam (in the can) to Bic lighters. Even Chuck Norris! "Will it blend? That is the question!"

If I used blenders on a more frequent basis, I might actually want one of these. Insane power!

You can win some strange things in poker.