Fic: Five times Sam didn't catch a clue (and the time they finally out and told him)

[tfwftw]

Title: Five times Sam didn't catch a clue (and the time they finally out and told him)
Author: twfftw
Rating: R
Genre: Humour
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Word Count: 5,111
Warnings: Succubus venom (ie. sex pollen), but in the context of an established relationship.
Summary: Sam has no idea Dean and Cas are in a relationship. Dean has no idea that

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[hrtslkths]

So. I could quote the whole thing. I could. But that would be unfair to everyone else who will want to comment. So I'll just say that I love you and this fic. And Dean and Cas. And Sam. And you.

“He means fix your tie, Cas,” Dean says, with an audible eye roll (although he might as well not have bothered; all Cas does is look down at his own clothes with an air of vague puzzlement). “Are we done here?”

“Sam’s presence would suggest that we are,” Cas says.

Hee! Seriously. Love. I want to steal your brain.

[tfwftw]

\o/

Thanks! This one killed me, honestly, so I'm glad it works! (I like that bit too; I looove fiction where the narrator and the reader have totally different knowledge of what's going on in the scene, so I was kind of going for that in this...)

So glad you liked it!

*...surreptitiously puts on a helmet*

[hrtslkths]

Booo, I just cleaned my bone saw and everything.

(And I totally know what you mean about deadly fic.)

[tfwftw]

...now it won't rust when you put it away?

(out of curiousity, I checked my files: I apparently went over this story almost forty times. IT'S ONLY 5000 WORDS!)

[tfwftw]

Thanks!

(icon love!)

[tfwftw]

It's by moodymuse19 - I think hers are all grabbable if you ask her nice!

[bratri_v_zbrani]

Then suddenly Cas jumps, and his legs are around Dean’s waist, and Dean’s holding on to him and backing them both into the room in one smooth, very practiced-looking motion, kicking the door sharply shut behind them.

For some reason, this is my favorite part.

What does that say about me...

And you're awesome.

[tfwftw]

That you're a good person who is very concerned for Cas's continued health and doesn't want Dean and Cas to get arrested for public indecency?

Thank you! *blushes*

[bratri_v_zbrani]

You should write a fic about them getting arrested for public indecency. I'd imagine it could be very interesting. Especially if Sam had to bail them out or something...

anyway.

Keep writing!

[tfwftw]

ohhh, I feel bad for Dean just thinking about it...

I shall! I think this fic earns me my author tag at deancastiel, so I think I have to... :)

[mulder200]

OMG! Poor Sam!

And Cas getting all bossy on Dean? Yummy!

[tfwftw]

For all that Sam can be awesome, he does occasionally... fail to pay attention.

Personally, I find Cas + Dean = yummy in ALL circumstances, y/y?

[tfwftw]

Thanks!