Fic: Five times Sam didn't catch a clue (and the time they finally out and told him)

[tfwftw]

Title: Five times Sam didn't catch a clue (and the time they finally out and told him)
Author: twfftw
Rating: R
Genre: Humour
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Dean/Castiel
Word Count: 5,111
Warnings: Succubus venom (ie. sex pollen), but in the context of an established relationship.
Summary: Sam has no idea Dean and Cas are in a relationship. Dean has no idea that

Comments

[bratri_v_zbrani]

Then suddenly Cas jumps, and his legs are around Dean’s waist, and Dean’s holding on to him and backing them both into the room in one smooth, very practiced-looking motion, kicking the door sharply shut behind them.

For some reason, this is my favorite part.

What does that say about me...

And you're awesome.

[tfwftw]

That you're a good person who is very concerned for Cas's continued health and doesn't want Dean and Cas to get arrested for public indecency?

Thank you! *blushes*

[bratri_v_zbrani]

You should write a fic about them getting arrested for public indecency. I'd imagine it could be very interesting. Especially if Sam had to bail them out or something...

anyway.

Keep writing!

[tfwftw]

ohhh, I feel bad for Dean just thinking about it...

I shall! I think this fic earns me my author tag at deancastiel, so I think I have to... :)

[bratri_v_zbrani]

I can just imagine Dean trying to pas the time in jail. He's so restless all the time, I think he'd be uber frustrated, even more so I'd bet with Cas, who'd probably sit impassively b/c really, angel of the lord and all, what's a couple hours?

[tfwftw]

I was thinking more of Dean having to call Sam, and the embarrassment that would entail... I bet he could convince Cas to help him pass the time in jail - can you get arrested again when you're already behind bars?

[bratri_v_zbrani]

Would you get arrested again... that's a good question. Well, they could just zap out, but what fun is that, right?

[tfwftw]

...you're trying to feed a bunny, aren't you?

[bratri_v_zbrani]

well, they *are* always mentioning how Dean's dead three times over in the eyes of the law or something, right?

so if he up and disappeared from the jail cell... hm... food for thought

[tfwftw]

Oh my goodness, Dean getting fingerprinted would set off every alarm EVER.

[bratri_v_zbrani]

I'm not usually a crack!fic... but having every agency, CIA, FBI, NSA, and up to the White House... would be funny for some reason

[tfwftw]

Hee