Bunnies and Quotes
1. Beauty was the only thing that mattered for Sunstreaker. Each time he found a mech or a femme he deemed worthy of him, he ditched the previous without a second thought. Quite a few couldn’t stand his cold attitude and never forgot what he did to them or to their loved ones.
Now, one of them is out for revenge and will stop at nothing to make the yellow Autobot pay for what he has done.
Bunch of quotes from ‘The Mummy’ and ‘The Mummy Returns’:
2. “I only gamble with my life, never my money.”
3. “Patience is a virtue.’
“Not right now it isn’t.”
4. “Oh look at this! Sons of the Primes! Give me frogs! Flies, locusts! Anything but you. Compared to you the other plagues were a joy!”
“I am so very sorry. It was an accident.”
“My dear, when Megatron destroyed Polyhex, that was an accident. You are a catastrophe!”
5. “What is he doing here?”
“Do you really want to know, or would you prefer to just shoot us?”
6. Perceptor: “Can you see...?”
???: “Yeah.”
Perceptor: “Can you believe...?”
???: “Yeah.”
Perceptor: “Can we just...?”
???: “No.”
7. “Oh, for heaven's sake, *insert character name*! It wasn't that good of a kiss.”
8. “It is better to be the right hand of the devil than in his path.”
9. ?: "Look, I... I may not be an explorer, or an adventurer, or a treasure-seeker, or a gunfighter, (insert character name*, but I am proud of what I am."
?2: "And what is that?"
?: "I... am a scientist."
10. (?: "You lied to me."
?2: "I lie to everybody. What makes you so special?"
?: "I'm your brother."
?2: "Yes, well that just makes you more gullible."
11. “You know, a couple of years ago, this would have seemed really strange to me.”
12. “Okay, now you're starting to scare me. “
“Now I'm starting to scare myself.”
13. “I haven't lost it, I just can't find it. There's a difference.”
14. “What'd you do this time?”
“Well, I haven't done anything to anybody... lately.”
15. “You broke it, you broke it, you broke it!”
“Be quiet! If there's going to be any hysterics, they'll come from me!”
16. 2007. Despite all their reassurances and the nice speechs of their leader, he knew deep down that they were nothing to the Autobots. Nothing but insects that would eventually fade away, until the giants robots were the only thing left on this planet.
17. Dead End / Optimus Prime
18. “If I kill you now, will it be considered murder or as a service done to the Universe?”
19. “I don’t fear you; I pity you. You could rule the universe and you still would be incredibly lonely.”
20. “I used to think Megatron was the bane of my existence, but now I know better. It’s not him I have to watch out for, it’s you!”
21. Art. Blaster with a leash and the words ‘Soundwave’s Pet’ painted on him.
22. Panic on the Ark! Wheeljack is expecting a sparkling. Who is the lucky co-creator? Mixmaster. Let the world shake with fear. The Constructicons need to decide what they will do now.
“We can either defect and join the Autobots or kidnapp Wheeljack and perhaps reprogram him to be a faithful Decepticon if he protests too much.”
“Are you sure Mixmaster will agree to the latter? I don’t think he will be happy with us if we go behind his back.”
23. Thundercracker was afraid, and with good reasons. Never before had he been trapped against the wall by a clearly intoxicated mech who was much bigger than him and who kept touching his wings while calling him ‘Starscream’.
24. For some reasons, since the Autobots learned of the Ancient Egyptian civilisation, Mirage regularly awoke from recharge in wrappings he couldn’t take off alone and with two certain mechs running away from him, screaming: “The mummy lives!”
“And some people wonder why I begin to hate this planet.”
25. 2007. After the battle in Mission City, some humans have been changed into Minibots by the AllSpark. They need news names to fit their news forms. Sam is now Windcharger. Will Lennox goes by Brawn. Epps goes by Cliffjumper. Simmons goes by... Prowl?
“No offense, but Prowl? Ok, it’s a fitting name but I don’t know... I keep thinking it would be better on a bigger mech.”
“What would you like to call him then? Red Alert?”
“Well, I thought Huffer would suit him well...”