Perceptor: "Please don't hurt me anymore!"
1. ?: "Hey, Percy!"
Perceptor: *growls* "What?"
?: *cowers* "... Never mind."
2. Red Alert + Horror Movie Marathon = ?
3. Orion Slave Girls Mechs.
4. A Mech's spark is blue. A Femme's is pink. So why is Perceptor's green?
5. A Femme body is more expensive to make than a Mech's. Poor Hospitals just couldn't afford it sometimes. So they'd put the little Femme spark in a Mech body. Sometimes without informing the creators that they had a little girl.
6. Red Alert was very good at finding people. Even those that did not want to be found.
7. Perceptor can see the dead. Everyone thinks he's gone insane when he starts talking to thin air.
8. “Sleeping is the realm where nightmares come to life. Where our mistakes haunt us and our failures stay and taunt us. Within every dream lies a million dark shadows waiting to swallow you and your screams are unheard.” Quote from a BTVS/Stargate: Atlantis fic.
9. They brought Perceptor back from the dead. He hated them for that.
10. "Keep your filthy mitts off of me!"
11. Springer disappears. The other Wreckers are desperate to find him.
12. He McGyvered a way out of the problem.
13. "Perceptor, I want you to sit down, stay put, and for Primus' sake, don't touch anything!"
14. "This is another fine mess you've gotten me in to." (Guess where this is from! Comee on, guess!)
15. Perceptor's not acting normal, and others are starting to notice. Crossover with Quantum Leap.
16. All he wanted, was to remain unimportant.
17. Several members of the Ark experience sudden increases in strength.
18. "You are not used to fighting without built in weaponry."
19.Telekinesis.
20. Windcharger meets Magneto.
21. "This isn't about right or wrong. This is about survival."
22. Crossover with Earth: Final Conflict.
23. "Do you even remember that you're lost?"
24. Megatron is the only one that knows Skywarp isn't the idiot he pretends to be.
25. Perceptor: *stares*
Megatron: "It's not going to work."
Perceptor: *pouts*
Megatron: "I am immune."
Perceptor: *puppy eyes*
Megatron: *weakens* "I... am immune."
Perceptor: *baby seal eyes*
Megatron: *sighs* "... Ok."
Perceptor: *glomps Megatron*
Megatron: *glares* "You are ruining my reputation."
Perceptor: *snuggles*
26. Grimlock: "You hurt him, I step on you."
27. Perceptor: *sarcastic* "My hero."
28. "Mr. President, Optimus Prime phoned the office while you were away."
"Oh, what did he want?"
"He requests that our soldiers stop teaching his soldiers how to swear in English."
"..."
29. Perceptor is afraid of bunnies. Cyclonus has bunny ears. You can see where this is going.
30. Dead End the Poet.
31. He was an adept in the art of the useful phrase -- that is to say the phrase that falls soothingly on the ear and is quite empty of meaning. ~The Labors of Hercules by Agatha Christie.
32. Words had become to him a way of obscuring facts -- not revealing them. ~The Labors of Hercules by Agatha Christie.
33. Blaster knows how to put power into words. Because of this, Optimus made him his speech writer. Optimus' speeches inspired millions, giving them hope for a better future. But one day Blaster disappears and despite the many search parties sent out, he is not found. And Optimus must continue giving speeches, so he gives speeches. But these? The people wonder where the power went, the inspiration, the magic of the spoken word. The words he speaks now are lifeless. What happened to the Mech who inspired a world?
34. Crossover with Diagnosis Murder.
35. "I plan to weld your colleagues to the floor."
36. Someone who worked with Perceptor before the war arrives on the Ark and is confused by Perceptor's behavior.
37. Due to a mistake, Perceptor was never assigned quarters. He doesn't really mind, though, seeing as he rarely leaves his lab. However, a friend of his finds out and is about to make a fuss.
38. Everyone blamed themselves and not the one who should have been blamed.
39. Cybertronian eating disorders. Flaw in programming? Glitch? Virus?
40. Perceptor and Blaster weren't being hurt by Sunstorm.
41. Snuff films.
42. Kickback shows up in Perceptor's lab.
43. Dead End was finally happy.
44. "Whose bright idea was it to name him Dead End?"
45. "There are only so many places a microscope can hide."
"Yeah, and half of those we can't get to."
46. Russian Roulette.
47. In order to learn, being hurt is often necessary.
48. Ratchet orders Perceptor to the brig. It's the only way to get Perceptor to rest sometimes.
49. Perceptor and another Autobot are captured by Decepticons. Bored, the Decepticon force them to pose for erotic photos.
50. Bother by Stone Sour
51. Honestly Ok by Dido
52. Perceptor has had many stalkers. All of them were killed before he ever learned of them.
53. Art. Human Seekers as Basketball players.
54. "Stay away from my theories."
55. "Perceptor, please step away. I'd hate to lose you."
56. "It's so dreamy. Oh, fantasy free me! So you can't see me. No, not at all. In another dimension. With voyeuristic intentions. Well secluded, I see all!"
57. Suddenly inspired by previous bunny. Megatron wanted to know why Skywarp named the sparkling Timewarp. However, he was afraid to ask.
58. 2007. The US Government is slightly worried about how many Autobots now live on Earth... but they can't tell them that they can't have children. Can they?
59. Perceptor: *pouts* "I don't wanna be human anymore."
Blaster: *also pouting* "Me neither."
60. Art. Perceptor as a teenage girl with lots of tattoos.
61. "If I suffer, you suffer."
62. A brilliant and impossible nightmare.
63. Crossover with Son of Dinosaurs. You can watch it here, but the quality isn't good.
64. "You took advantage, right?"
65. "They need to make fine print bigger."
66. Perceptor used to be afraid of how smart he was. Afraid to show it? Or actually afraid of it?
67. Trust interrupted.
68. The eleventh hour.
69. They hadn't realized exactly how serious his injuries were. They really should have called for help instead of trying to move him to the base themselves.
70. Like A Cat by Cyndi Lauper
71. Perceptor's and Beachcomber's relationship was entirely platonic. Perceptor's lover just couldn't see that.
72. Femme!Springer.
73. "Are we sure he's not?"
74. "Oh, look. Earth is alive again."
75. Hook and Perceptor are The Keepers.
76. Scrapper: "Children, behave!"
77. All of the Constructicons, except one, are sparklings.
78. "Identical twins? No. Fraternal."
79. Perceptor is captured and his death is faked. He is hooked up to a computer deep within a Decepticon stronghold. I might have mentioned this one a while back. Can't remember exactly.
80. Perceptor is killed and the spark of a new Decepticon is placed within his body.
A. What if this was done long before he arrived on Earth?
81. Perceptor. Kind, gentle, and highly intelligent. A harmless scientist. Hard to believe he was once a feral child.
82. Blaster raised Perceptor.
83. The Twins learn about Perceptor's special High-grade brew.
84. Recipe battle.
85. He was amusingly killed.
86. Blaster stops talking.
87. Metroplex/Perceptor.
88. Dead again. No, it's not Optimus or Starscream.
89. "I like to think of myself as above petty revenge."
"Then what do you call this?"
"This... is not petty."
90. Explaining things to Perceptor was never difficult... as long as you could get him to notice you.
91. "People are so proud of wickedness."
92. Perceptor is the beneficiary of several people that all die, at different times and places, quite suddenly and unexpectedly. Naturally, this makes him the prime suspect. But the truth is, a secret admirer (stalker) just thought Perceptor could use the money.
93. "I wish, I wish with all my spark..."
94. Acid rain is Primus' tears. Those blessed by Primus also cry acid.
95. Addicted to explosions.
96. "We are kind of hard to overlook."
97. Here's to the Night by Eve6
98. Perceptor's creator has a new lover. This lover hates kids. Perceptor's creator wants to get bonded and so tries to kill Perceptor. The lover is horrified by this, calls the police, and leaves. Perceptor's creator never saw either of them again.
99. The Devastator personality is actually a ghost that has possessed the Constructicons. Inspired by the song Walking With the Ghost by Tegan and Sara.
100. Art. Perceptor sitting in a chair. Various long cords and wires are connected to him. These cords and wires are connected to various computers.