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alabaster_demon in tf_bunny_farm

Quick post.

Aug 20, 2008 17:34

I've got a question that's really bugging me. Who would the official quartermasters or 'gathering random stuff that someone needs' mechs be for each faction? I would guess Scavenger for the 'Cons, but I'm not sure if he'd be qualified to get stuff like highly technical scientific equipment. And for the 'Bots I have no idea. Beachcomber?

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seikk August 20 2008, 22:49:40 UTC

11. The Constructicons are sick and tired of being on ‘medic duty’. Their skills were really only picked up from slapdash emergency repairs of each other after construction accidents (which happen more often than you would think). Megatron insists that a Constructicon continue to fill the post of head medic, and doesn’t listen when they protest that they enjoy building things, not fixing things. First Aid enjoys fixing things… and for some reason Scavenger insists that he would look good in purple and lime green.

Mee-ah! Ah! *points and makes excited noises*

Do you know how long I've had something like that bugging me? I'd love to see this. And I love the logic for it, too. ^_____^

*has a moment of spastic bouncing*

I want to see this done so badly. Really badly. Thank you for putting it up. (First Aid with the Constructicons? Hell yes!)

alabaster_demon August 20 2008, 22:53:08 UTC

Wow, that was... really fast.

Ah, the telepathy strikes again.

*has a moment of spastic bouncing*

*watches in amusement*

(First Aid with the Constructicons? Hell yes!)

He's got a face mask, he'd blend in. I bet Scavenger would just adore a genuine nice person to talk to, and the others would appreciate someone who's willing to be patient and understanding and compromise.

kirin_saga August 20 2008, 23:21:47 UTC

2. Someone gets stabbed. Someone else bleeds. (Bleeds energon, that is. What do you call bleeding when it’s not blood that’s coming out? Energeening?)

Leaking? I really have no idea. But seriously, I love this bunny.

4. I can so see him doing that! *loves*

5. *loves* Bonecrusher can be so sweet when he puts his mind to it. I wonder what GrappleandHoist think.

8. ... I now want to read some Omega Supreme/Blaster. But anyways, can you imagine how loud that would be? If he turned the volume all the way up? Blaster would love it, but what about everyone else? I wonder how far away he could be heard...

10. Perceptor was struck out? *pouts* He can be terrifying when he wants to be. Even scarier than Ratchet even because it would be unexpected.

11. *loves* I bet the other Protectobots would have something so say about that.

12. I love this so much! Poor Swoop! *hugs Swoop*

13. And he succeed. By dying. *loves*

14. *cackles* Oh the potential!

alabaster_demon August 20 2008, 23:56:15 UTC

I wonder what GrappleandHoist think.

GrappleandHoist: *monotone* Oh. How. Cute. Now LET US OUT!!

But anyways, can you imagine how loud that would be? If he turned the volume all the way up? Blaster would love it, but what about everyone else? I wonder how far away he could be heard...

In the 'Con base...
Starscream: *huddled under a table, wailing* MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!

On Cybertron...
Shockwave: *optic bulb explodes from killer sound waves of death*

Back in the 'Con base...
Starscream: *as before* MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!
Megatron: *somehow squeezed under his throne (he totally has one. I don't remember seeing one in the cartoon but he has to have one)* SHUT UP STARSCREAM!!! EVEN THAT AWFUL NOISE IS BETTER THAN YOUR SCREECHING!!
Starscream: *ignores Megatron* WWWWAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Soundwave: *sits at his desk station like normal, humming and tapping his foot*

Perceptor was struck out? *pouts* He can be terrifying when he wants to be. Even scarier than Ratchet even because it would be unexpected.Oh, I know that Perceptor ( ... )

kirin_saga August 22 2008, 21:49:48 UTC

GrappleandHoist: *monotone* Oh. How. Cute. Now LET US OUT!!

LOL! That so needs to be included in the fic... if anyone writes it.

Soundwave: *sits at his desk station like normal, humming and tapping his foot*

He and Blaster could send in requests! It'd give themselves a break. Omega Supreme just made two friends for life!

Oh, I know that Perceptor can be terrifying. His name was struck out because I knew you were *bound* to suggest him, so I didn't have to.

Should I be worried that I'm that predictable?

Probably something with lots of swear words.

Ratchet: *horrified* "Where did you learn that kind of language?"
Protectobots: "You."
Ratchet: "...Oh. Carry on then."

Actually, I kinda had the idea that the hapless spy tried and tried to separate Perceptor from his beloved science and kept failing, so he threw himself in front of a blast in battle to avoid being punished by Megatron and saved Perceptor by accident.

*giggles* Poor spy! He can never win can he? Not even when his mission is successful.

alabaster_demon August 22 2008, 21:54:58 UTC

He and Blaster could send in requests! It'd give themselves a break. Omega Supreme just made two friends for life!

Hmm, well, after you take out the Constructicons, that brings Omega's friend-for-life total up to... two.
Omega: *cries*

Ratchet: *horrified* "Where did you learn that kind of language?"
Protectobots: "You."
Ratchet: "...Oh. Carry on then."

Professor Ratchet needs to hold a seminar on profanity. Halfway through, Perceptor would stand up and cuss Ratchet out for wasting his time because he already knows all the words Ratchet is teaching. And everyone would stare in shock as Perceptor leaves.

*giggles* Poor spy! He can never win can he? Not even when his mission is successful.

Megatron should have known better than to try and separate Perceptor from his MAD SCIENCE! I wonder who the spy was? Maybe Brawn?

Thread 6

Quartermasters newsy891 August 21 2008, 03:40:11 UTC

For the Cons, what about Long Haul instead? He's always complaining about wanting to do something more important than fetch-this-carry-that. I wonder if he'd feel differently if the fetch-this-carry-that came with a spiffy title like Quartermaster.

And for the Bots, what about Huffer? He's a strong mech for his size, and sending him off to collect things would let the others stop hearing his whining for a while... =D

Re: Quartermasters alabaster_demon August 21 2008, 03:55:58 UTC

Technically, quartermasters handle food and lodging and clothes and stuff like that too (I think). So I'd think making Long Haul and Huffer the quartermasters would give them a *lot* of power... I don't know if that's the best thing, but considering the other candidates... Yeah, I suppose they might be. Thanks!

newsy891 August 21 2008, 04:14:27 UTC

Huffer I think has plenty of Autobot honor in him and wouldn't abuse his power. As for Long Haul... hehehehe... EEEEEeevil bunnies emerging! Giving the Constructicons the best of the lot? Giving all the Constructicons except Hook the best of the lot, and starving Hook half to death? Shortchanging Starscream in an effort to ingratiate himself to Megatron? Hmm.

ksiezniczka11 August 21 2008, 17:48:26 UTC

7. G1 Perceptor/Animated Blackarachnia. Just how grateful would she be if she finally found someone who was both smart enough to restore her original form and kind enough to actually do it without stabbing her in the back? Of course, Perceptor has his own reasons for wanting to experiment with semi-organic technology…

I'd definitely want to see this done! I dunno how I'd feel about them being paired, though. (Though she'd definitely wear the pants. XD )

alabaster_demon August 21 2008, 17:55:34 UTC

Four pairs of pants :)

ksiezniczka11 August 21 2008, 23:23:06 UTC

Well, really only 6. One pair of spider legs becomes her arms.

I now have an urge to make tiny pairs of pants for my BlackArachnia toy...

alabaster_demon August 21 2008, 23:35:28 UTC

I now have an urge to make tiny pairs of pants for my BlackArachnia toy...

DO EET. XD

Thread 5

ksiezniczka11 August 25 2008, 21:24:38 UTC

Okay... I keep thinking about #7 whether I want to or not. (It's grown on me... like an infection, except much, much funner and less oozey!) I think I may take it, though it may be awhile before I can get anything up. (I just started college, so we'll see...)

I did think of some (extremely sappy - you have been warned!) ending dialogue, though. Here:

Perceptor: "I'm sorry, but... I don't think I can cure your condition..."
BlackArachnia: "I wanted so bad to be beautiful like I used to be..."
Perceptor: "But... you are beautiful!"

It's one of those things that's either sweet or horrible, depending on your level of cynicism.

alabaster_demon August 25 2008, 21:51:27 UTC

I think I may take it

*cheers* Have fun!

(I just started college, so we'll see...)

Ooh... Well, take your time - the bunny will wait for you. *puts leash on bunny and ties it to a tree*

Perceptor: "I'm sorry, but... I don't think I can cure your condition..."
BlackArachnia: "I wanted so bad to be beautiful like I used to be..."
Perceptor: "But... you are beautiful!"

Makes me think of Shrek 2.

ksiezniczka11 August 25 2008, 21:55:12 UTC

._. I haven't seen either of the first two Shrek moves in a gazillion years... is that dialogue in there? May have stayed with me subconsciously and chosen now to surface...

ksiezniczka11 August 29 2008, 19:42:33 UTC

First chapter: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/4506437/1/Poetry_in_Motion

Second may not come for awhile, as I want to get an outline done. I didn't have one yet, so it's not my best work... (sorry. Also, sorry I suck at thinking of titles. I'm open to suggestions, as I'm not fond of the title I came up with!)

I hope you like!