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1. The Constructicons were raised by Omega Supreme.
2. What if it's Inferno that made Red Alert so 'glitchy'?
3. Perceptor works with chemicals. And sometimes he gets high on these chemicals (usually accidentally. Usually).
4. "Your actions have brought harm to one of our own. We will not forget that."
5. When You Say Nothing At All by Alison Krauss Red Alert feels about Inferno.
6. What would make Perceptor fly into a blind rage?
7. The Wreckers raised Perceptor.
8. Blaster is badly injured in an attack and Tracks takes care of him until he's well again.
9. Someone is flirting with Perceptor's bondmate, Springer. However, Springer doesn't realize someone is flirting with him and instead of turning the mech away, he smiles and is nice to him. Perceptor realizes, though, and gets upset. And annoyed. And Springer wonders why Perceptor has been glaring at him all day.
10. Hound/Perceptor; Springer/Mirage. Swingers!
11. "He's a liar! Of course you can trust him!"
12. Could Soundwave use his telepathy to make someone do something they never would have done otherwise? Like... cheat on their lover? Or anything else you'd like.
13. After Skyfire crashed during that storm, Starscream met Perceptor.
14. "I tried to save him... but he was scared and refused to leave the cell."
15. Pre-war. Someone is jealous of Perceptor's successful scientific career. And so this Someone kidnaps Perceptor and takes him to a friend who works in a mental institution. They create false records that show Perceptor as one of the patients, and Perceptor is trapped there for Vorns... By the time he gets out, he really may be insane.
16. Perceptor is amazingly skilled at faking insanity.
17. Sex kitten!Perceptor.
18. Optimus/Blaster. Inspired by this T-shirt.
19. While the crews of the Ark and Nemesis were in stasis, a group of Neutrals (including Blaster and Perceptor) found Earth and settled there. And they tried their hardest to prevent the two crews from waking up.
20. Blaster and Perceptor are turned into humans (somehow). While trying to figure out how to reverse it and get back to the Ark, they are picked up by the police as Runaways. After trying to explain that they are actually trying to return home and not run from it, something strange happens. Photos of their human selves show up in the Missing Persons Database... and they are made to return to their 'families'.
21. "Red Alert has a good reason to be as paranoid as he is."
22. Soundwave drives Blaster insane. His Cassettes take care of him.
23. Sideswipe cheats on his lover... with Sunstreaker.
24. "Can Hound identify someone by scent?"
25. Someone made him think he was going to die and so he killed himself. One last bit of control.
26. He was the Key. Inspired by BTVS.
27. He knew the beginning and he knew the end... but he couldn't figure out the in between.
28. A word's meaning can be very different now than it was when it was first 'invented'. "What exactly are you saying?"
29. It was necessary to the continued time stream.
30. Someone from Red Alert's past is looking for him. Inspired by Somewhere by Within Temptation.
31. A beam of sunshine in the nightmare.
32. How he felt about Optimus Prime. Hero Takes a Fall by The Bangles.
33. Red Alert once had a job testing the effectiveness of security systems. A company would basically hire him to break in.
34. Crossover with Gargoyles. I once had a dream where Perceptor was Demona. So... yeah.
35. Art. Frenzy as a fish. Because I saw a sign that said: Fishy Frenzy! 1/2 Price Tropical Fish Sale!
36. Decepticons are fun. Swindle is fun. The original meaning of the word 'fun' is an instance of cheating, a swindle, a deception, a hoax.
37. Crossover with The Village.
38. Speaking of villages, have I posted a bunny about Perceptor being one of the children from Village of the Damned (the 1995 remake)?
39. "The 'Cons go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah. The 'Cons go marching one by by one, hurrah, hurrah. The 'Cons go marching one by one the little one stops to suck his thumb and they all go marching down, to the ground, to get out of the rain boom boom boom."
40. When Perceptor was a sparkling, his creator killed himself. Perceptor saw him kill himself.
41. Before Reflector was reformatted into three, smaller, separate bodies, he had a sparkling. A sparkling who is now an Autobot.
42. "One or neither or we can never be together."
43. The were Gestalt and yet he seemed to fit effortlessly among them.
44. He was surprisingly good with kids.
45. Leave Me Alone (I'm Lonely) by Pink.
46. Who Knew by Pink.
47. What if Inferno was a sleeper agent?
48. Devcon/Perceptor
49. Sam and Mikaela always made fun of Red Alert's paranoia, until they learned how much their words hurt him.
50. Perceptor was badly injured during a battle and the Autobots let him for dead... because they had forgotten he had been asked to be at the battle.
51. Something is wrong with Perceptor; he looks ill and weak all the time. Surprisingly, the Decepticons notice before the Autobots do.
52. Huffer/Swoop.
53. Perceptor can see the future. Blaster can hear it.
54. "The lights are weaving wrong."
55. Tracks/Mirage.
56. A sweet Scrapper/Hook fic. Well, as sweet as two Decepticons can be.
57. Crossover with BTVS. Red Alert lands in Sunnydale, California.
58. Fed up with not being taken seriously, Red Alert sets out to teach everyone they should have listened to his warnings.
59. The Autobots believe that "Freedom is the Right of all Sentient Beings". But slavery is legal in Autobot society. Why? Because legally, slaves are nothing more than things.
60. What does the inside of the Allspark look like?
61. It's gotten to the point that even if an explosion happens miles away from them, Perceptor and Wheeljack are still blamed for it. Inspired by me thinking of the destruction of Sunnydale (BTVS)
62. Art. Grimlock holding an apple and staring at it in confusion. Inspired by number 34 from this post.
63. "Oopsie daisy."
64. They thought they were catatonic, but actually, they weren't in their bodies anymore.
65. Pregnant!Red Alert. Can you imagine the mood swings?
66. Crossover with George of the Jungle.
67. Red Alert was a homeless sparkling when Inferno met him. Over the vorns, their relationship changed from that of father and son, to best friends, to lovers. Many people were against this last change. "It's not right. He's practically your son." "Well, it's not like we're actually related."
68. It's never a good idea to cheat on your lover, especially if your lover is one of the [Constructicons, scientists, seekers, twins...]
69. Cybertronian equivalent of surrogate mothers.
70. Hound has a mid-life crisis.