Crack that! XD
Guys tell me a joke. ^^ No, seriously. It has been a while since I had a good laugh, so I wrote down a few ideas. Hope someone adopts a (Crack) bunny. ^^
Quotes:
?: "No, no more questions! Every time I talk to you I just wanna
smack you! Its like talking to a brick wall you wanna take down
with a sledge hammer!"
?: " Nobodys arguin that. And if they tell you thats what
this wars all about, then they’re really givin ya the full fist!"
?: "They’re Fraggers. Fun to watch though. Like the Three Stooges with
chainsaws" (the Seeker Trine??? ^^ )
?: "You look familiar. Were you ever on a milk carton?" (pure crack. XD )
Crack pairings:
You can claim them since I don’t think anybody has ever written a fanfic. about them. If you know one please give me the link. ^^
Trailbreaker/Bluestreak
Ratchet/Hound
Skywarp/Cliffjumper
Red Alert/Optimus (romance please, no smut. ^^ )
Trailbreaker/Twins
Brawn/Perceptor
Grimlock/Red Alert
Sunstreaker/First Aid
G1
1.) Mirage’s cloaking device got damaged in battle. Now he can’t turn it off and has to stay invisible. But it’s not like he minds. Not many think highly of him anyway. He decides to stay invisible, fully believing that nobody would miss him anyway. So how would he react if the crew really starts missing him?
1.a) Bonus points for Hound/Mirage pairing. (You don’t have to though.)
1.b) No Cliffjumper/Mirage! ( XP I’ll hunt you down if you do. >_> But I support Cliffy-bashing. XD )
1.c) Crack points if the crew thinks that Mirage is dead and his ghost haunts the Ark! XD
2.) Smokescreen diagnosis Pipes as ‘Compulsive Hoarder’. XD
3.) Ironhide has a few microchips lose after the twins played their latest prank on him. In the medbay he starts to act a bit,... strange. (Ok, very strange) Like he’d been drinking high grade through the night.
3.a) Ratchet needs to work on him, but how if his patient molests him? (Weld him to the berth?)
3.b) It can lead into romance or be a pure crack fic. only. I don’t care as long as it’s funny. ^^ (Though I'd prefer crack. ^^ )
3.c) Crack points if Ratchet has to train Ironhide like a dog and he actually listens to it. XD (Good mech, have an energon goody. XD )
TFA
Now here is a serious Bunny. (oh wow. o_O ) Normally I’m not fond of TFA, but there is a bunny which had been inspired by various fanfics.
4.) Sentinel Prime is a pompous aft. Everybody knows that. But perhaps he’s like that because he’s insecure about his position as Prime. He tries hard to live up to the title, but screws up anyway. Which makes him not only angry, it makes him even more insecure. So his reaction is to lash out at others. Degrading them and bullying them makes him feel better. But he can’t keep it up and one day (thinking he’s alone) he breaks down.
4.a) What if someone actually witnessed Sentinel’s breakdown?
4.b) Bonus points if it’s Bumblebee (Not pitying Sentinel, but actually understanding it.)
4.c) Make it a Sentinel/(male)Bumblebee fic. and I’ll love you forever! XD (I’ve already seen versions with femme Bee and one discontinued story with male. *sigh* )
Ok, that's it for now. Hope someone adopts a bunny. ^^
Quotes:
?: "No, no more questions! Every time I talk to you I just wanna
smack you! Its like talking to a brick wall you wanna take down
with a sledge hammer!"
?: " Nobodys arguin that. And if they tell you thats what
this wars all about, then they’re really givin ya the full fist!"
?: "They’re Fraggers. Fun to watch though. Like the Three Stooges with
chainsaws" (the Seeker Trine??? ^^ )
?: "You look familiar. Were you ever on a milk carton?" (pure crack. XD )
Crack pairings:
You can claim them since I don’t think anybody has ever written a fanfic. about them. If you know one please give me the link. ^^
Trailbreaker/Bluestreak
Ratchet/Hound
Skywarp/Cliffjumper
Red Alert/Optimus (romance please, no smut. ^^ )
Trailbreaker/Twins
Brawn/Perceptor
Grimlock/Red Alert
Sunstreaker/First Aid
G1
1.) Mirage’s cloaking device got damaged in battle. Now he can’t turn it off and has to stay invisible. But it’s not like he minds. Not many think highly of him anyway. He decides to stay invisible, fully believing that nobody would miss him anyway. So how would he react if the crew really starts missing him?
1.a) Bonus points for Hound/Mirage pairing. (You don’t have to though.)
1.b) No Cliffjumper/Mirage! ( XP I’ll hunt you down if you do. >_> But I support Cliffy-bashing. XD )
1.c) Crack points if the crew thinks that Mirage is dead and his ghost haunts the Ark! XD
2.) Smokescreen diagnosis Pipes as ‘Compulsive Hoarder’. XD
3.) Ironhide has a few microchips lose after the twins played their latest prank on him. In the medbay he starts to act a bit,... strange. (Ok, very strange) Like he’d been drinking high grade through the night.
3.a) Ratchet needs to work on him, but how if his patient molests him? (Weld him to the berth?)
3.b) It can lead into romance or be a pure crack fic. only. I don’t care as long as it’s funny. ^^ (Though I'd prefer crack. ^^ )
3.c) Crack points if Ratchet has to train Ironhide like a dog and he actually listens to it. XD (Good mech, have an energon goody. XD )
TFA
Now here is a serious Bunny. (oh wow. o_O ) Normally I’m not fond of TFA, but there is a bunny which had been inspired by various fanfics.
4.) Sentinel Prime is a pompous aft. Everybody knows that. But perhaps he’s like that because he’s insecure about his position as Prime. He tries hard to live up to the title, but screws up anyway. Which makes him not only angry, it makes him even more insecure. So his reaction is to lash out at others. Degrading them and bullying them makes him feel better. But he can’t keep it up and one day (thinking he’s alone) he breaks down.
4.a) What if someone actually witnessed Sentinel’s breakdown?
4.b) Bonus points if it’s Bumblebee (Not pitying Sentinel, but actually understanding it.)
4.c) Make it a Sentinel/(male)Bumblebee fic. and I’ll love you forever! XD (I’ve already seen versions with femme Bee and one discontinued story with male. *sigh* )
Ok, that's it for now. Hope someone adopts a bunny. ^^