It's like going commando...

Dec 14, 2010 20:05

Bunny 10 is sort of a spoiler I suppose. At least I think it is. It's what I've heard anyway. So...*I'm totally serious face* BEWARE! *wiggles fingers in bad ghost imitation*

1). Movie--Jolt gets to be the Maypole.

2). Anyverse--The transformers have a karaoke/dance rave/guitar hero/rock band party.

3). G1--Hound: C'mon 'Raj, it's just a cat. *pets purring kitten*
Mirage: Are you kidding?! It's the devil!
Hound:....You've been reading about human gods again, haven't you?

4). Movie--
Human: *gapes*
Human2: What? *peeks around* Oh...FFFFFF *bursts into laughter!
Mech: This isn't what it looks like!
Barricade: *grins in a 'I'm not doing anything way'* This is exactly what it looks like.

5). Movie--Sam: *stares* I don't know what more disturbing the fact that that actually is....or the fact that you know about it.
Mikaela: *grinning* Oh, stick to your algebra you prude! *shoves head into book*

6). Movie--Scorponok decides Barricade is to be his new master. Barricade is not thrilled. Not at all.

7). Animated-- Sari VS Bumblebee chubby bunny style

8). Movie--Blackout is the most psychotic Decepticon there is and Barricade's probably the most sane. Blackout intends to change that.

9). Movie-- William Lennox has a meltdown and no one knows what to do about.

10). IDW All Hail Megatron--After killing Thundercracker Skywarp has been none too sane.
????: This won't bring him back.
Skywarp: Well, no, *wicked smirk* but it will make me feel much better about it. *jerks hand*
????: *screams*

11). G1--When it came to the Cybertronians for the humans; Autobots were good, Decepticons were evil. Clean, cut and dry. Sure there were some who deviated a little but they always stayed inside the lines. If only it were true. As humans become more inquisitive and Autobots start to slip up it's becoming painfully obvious that there's two sides to the saintly Autobots. One that the humans see and one that's just as deep in spilt energon as the Decepticons.

12). Animated:
Blitzwing sits at the computer typing away efficiently at reports, reports, and more reports. There's no reason to be doing this, it's not like any other Decepticon does, Pit, he doesn't either. Still, there's something mindnumbing about the 'clack clack clack' of the keyboard as he goes over the statistics. He's greatful for it. It keeps the others away. Although he's not sure how far. He can still feel them slipping around with oily slickness in the back of his mind, their whispers reaching out....

His finger stutter in rhythm and he pauses staring at the screen.

About halfway through he'd stop copying the report writing instead, WE'RE STILL HERE. WE'RE STILL HERE. WE'RE STILL HERE. WON'T GO AWAY. STILL HERE. CAN'T GET RID OF US. CAN'T MAKE US LEAVE. WE'RE STILL HERE. WE'RE STILL HERE... over and over and over and overandoverandoverandover...

The screen changed suddenly revealing the face of Shockwave. Blitzwing jumped inside allowing the others to rush forward their voices screaming in increasing cacophony...all inside his head.

"Blitzwing, get Lord Megatron, I have some important news."

'chi-chi-chack'

"Haha, vhat? Finally, found out vhat zose ridiculouzly deliciouz looking antlers are for? Ehehe!"

Their index digits fingers wiggled by his helm my red jack-o-lantern grin wide.

'chi-chi-chack'

"Or did you finally do zomezing bezides hiding you coward!" I accused red visor narrowed in confrontation their lips pulling up into a sneer.

The exchange continued on for a couple more astroklicks before he came back. Shockwave looked bored...if a faceless monster could look bored.

"Are you quite done now?"

He--they--him--I-- his world spun even as he stood steadily and replied, "I shall go get him." Even as louder one of them growled-whispered, 'Let go of 'self' there's only being.'   The softer, but no less harsh, giggled-whimpered, 'It's no fun being insane.'

Other things flitted about as he--we--us--them--forced himself to walk towards the door, calm, collected, unreadable. On the outside he was silent. Inside he was screaming.

13). Movie/G1--Some humans on the base decide to go streaking and some of the more....indulging mechs join in.
Sideswipe: WWWWAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHOOOOOO!!!!!
StreakingHuman: Go, Sideswipe, go!
Mech: C'mon, lets go! *tugs mech2*
Mech2: Em, no.
Ratchet: GET BACK HERE YOU USELESS OVEGROWN [the following has been censored due to its sheer profanity] !!!!!
StreakingHuman2: Oh, shit! Run!
Human:.....my eyes.....
Human2: *pats human on the back*

Damn, that Blitzwing bunny bit HARD. *whacks the bloodsucking thing with a STICK*

A/N: We don't have a Jolt tag..seriously has no one else written a bunny about him? I mean ELETRIC WHIPS!

blitzwing, jolt, ratchet, idw comics, will lennox, g1, any continuity, bumblebee, mirage, mikaela, scorponok, sideswipe, decepticons, sari, thundercracker, skywarp, autobots, barricade, blackout, animated, sam witwicky, hound

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