Just When I Think I've Gotten Away....
I pop back in to merely visit, and somehow the bunnies multiple. I've been back from Vancouver for weeks now, and I only got two bunnies there(both Seaspray centric). But one look at the Bunny Farm and !boom! I got bunny problems.
Might as well share them....
1. (G1) A cute little thing involving whales, Seaspray and either Hound or Beachcomber. I see Orcas, because those are what I saw in Victoria, and because they are more active. Throw in some whale facts and maybe a little bit of couplely things, and you got WAFF.
2. (G1) Seaspray has a minor glitch. It basically is that the longer he doesn't interface, the more apt he is the pounce the first mech who comes in contact with him. And since he's been mostly alone on Earth's oceans for awhile, the glitch activates when (insert mech on your choice here) shows up to check on him. Cue a bunch of snogging and interesting positions underwater. Bonus points if one of the Decepticons notice!
3. (G1) An alien tourist comes to Cybertron to “experience” the war. Cue confusion from both sides. Bonus points if said tourist keeps a camera on hand and constantly gets mechs on both sides to poise for pictures. Cause everyone magically listens to the twat with the camera.
4. (TF:A) Before I start, I must warn you - I am a sick person with a sick imagination and am even sicker for posting this. Plus, an obsession with TF:A's Optimus makes it worse. And it takes a lot of explaining. Here goes nothing:
First, some background. Let's say that the Cybertronians were created by the Quintessons. The Autobots - or rather, what would become Autobots - came first as worker bots. But later the Quintessons decide to spice things up (at this time, the AllSpark has been found, and is currently used with Vector Sigma to quicken the construction process, so the Autobots have sentience but are still subservient to the Quintessons) by making the 'bots fight each other in a gladiator ring. But they weren't meant for battle, so they quickly got boring. So they built the Decepticons - well, what would be Deceptions - to fight in the arena. But even then, they weren't as brutal as they liked.
Now the Quintessons had incorporated some Organic things - such as the ability to mate(preferably for this story the sticky kind) though not create - and after observing a mating frenzy on an alien organic planet, decide to adapt that into making the arena fights more interesting. So they built a special type of Decepticon, called Sirens. They were programmed to be the best and excel in anything the Quintessons set in front of them. In fact, a few Quintessons kept some as special pets. But the main reason they were built was simple.
To excite the rest of the Decepticons.
Basically, they gave off a signal once they “matured” enough, and would, if the programming was not activated, continue to do so until in a cycle-like period. Once the Decepticons felt this signal, they would have an overwhelming urge to mate with said mech(they didn't think to create femmes yet). Of course, to make it more interesting, the mech would be placed in the ring, suspended in a cage, with all of the gladiators below. This would incite a riot, with the strongest mating with the mech and thus activating the programming that would make it ultimately subservient to the strongest Decepticon - though he could be “lent” to the winners of tough matches or those the strongest favoured.
But, soon (as in a few centuries) after this, around the creation of the femmes, both Autobots and Decepticons rebelled, and drove away the Quintessons. Since the Autobots had been around longer and were mostly the brains behind the rebellion, the Autobots were given command of Cybertron, and ruled in peace and fairness. Of course, this didn't last, as eventually the Council grew corrupt and rejected the Decepticons, as they were an obsolete model, since there hadn't been a war since they drove out their makers, and looked down on for the only way to contain their ferocity - a (mostly) non-fatal gladiator ring.
So, Megatron rose up and led the Decepticons against the oppression, but was beaten back by the Autobots, particularly since they had sent the AllSpark away and had complete control over Vector Sigma - which had absorbed so much AllSpark energy, it could still make Cybertronians. To top that off, they had reprogrammed Vector Sigma to only make Autobots.
And thus time past. They soon saw that there were “glitches” in some Autobots, but most of them were easily handled. What they didn't know was that they, though they stopped the production of Decepticons, couldn't stop some of the programming from slipping by, especially since it was the Quintessons who built it, and all their knowledge was hidden in the great gladiator ring at the end of the War For Freedom, and was eventually taken by the Decepticons while they fled Cybertron.
Optimus has one such “glitch”. But no one noticed, for the fact was that Vector Sigma had dug up, in a way, the old Siren program. And, since there wasn't a way to place it in a Decepticon form, ended up placing it in an Autobot form. The only thing it did, as far as Optimus noticed, was made him completely uninterested in interfacing. Though, unknown to him, when involving Autobots only.
And, after the delay caused by Optimus going into stasis due to the impending crash onto Earth, the programming has activated.
Just in time for Optimus to gain the time and permission from the Council, now headed by Rodimus Magnus(Sentinel was too dense and pushy, Optimus would make dramatic changes that the Council, though not quite as corrupt as they were just before the Decepticon Uprising, didn't want) to visit Megatron and ask a few questions.....
Warning! M-preg, technical rape and unpleasant experiments are within this bunny!
5. (TF:A) After Season Three, officially Megatron is executed in a private ceremony of which only the council members are witnesses. But the unofficial way Megatron was dealt with, was to become a test subject for the Council Scientists Wheeljack and Perceptor in the top secret experiment called ReBirth. The project was to increase the population of Autobots and reduce the risk of Decepticons taking control of either the AllSpark or Vector Sigma to increase their forces.
But it isn't all what it seems.
Since the creation of the femmes, there have been “natural” sparklings created. This is because every femme has a replenishing catch of plasma eggs - the beginnings of a sparkling protoform. During a femme's “reproduction” cycle, these eggs start emitting energy pulses, and if a femme has a long interfacing session, she can become a carrier and eventually give “birth” to sparklings - usually at the most two, since only a few plasma eggs have the chance of being fertilized. Of course, if they don't want to a) get “pregnant” or b) die from the large amount of energy inside their chassis, they will choose option c) to have a complex, but cheap for availability, operation to remove the current catch of plasma eggs.
Unfortunately, the pregnancy is complex due to the size of the femme's chassis, and the amount of special metal wafers needed to complete the protoform, and the constant vigilance needed to keep problems from happening during said pregnancy.
But Perceptor has a theory - that if one could make a mech carry sparklings, the larger chassis would get rid of most of the problems. But it's currently only a theory so no Autobot should be used at this stage.
This doesn't protect Megatron, who is considered perfect for the tests....
And so, Megatron is stuffed full of artificial plasma eggs made from his coding and transfluid. But the final stage needs someone to frag him senseless and that was more difficult, since the Decepticons would never dare do that to their leader.
But when Optimus pops by the lab to get some supplies for Ratchet by request, Perceptor has an idea. Slipping a few drops of a potent Aphrodisiac into his system, he then claims the only way to deal with the drug is to ride it out, and thus locks Optimus in a heavily warded room, that he claims is empty.
But it holds Megatron and Optimus is too far gone to think rational thoughts at all.
Luckily for Perceptor, the drug glitches Optimus's memory banks and thus he doesn't remember what happened. He is doubly lucky that it worked and now Megatron is carrying - and doing very well.
He just forgot one, simple thing:
The final ingredient, aside from the overloads, the plasma eggs and the transfluid, is a spark merge. Which explains why only bonded pairs have reproduced this way.
And due to Optimus's bonding with Megatron, Optimus begins to have feedback during recharge that makes him wonder what really happened....
And when Optimus finds out what exactly the Council has been doing, only one thing is for certain....
Things are never going to be the same ever again.
6. (Any-verse) The Dresden Files(novels)/Transformers crossover.
The Transformers meet Dresden - and are pulled into the realm of magic and the supernatural. For a twist, make it so they are only slightly affected by said field, but enough to cause trouble for their systems.
7. (Any-verse) A Decepticon of your choice kidnaps an Autobot of your choice. Why did he do that? It wasn't ordered and said Decepticon has no “interest” in said Autobot... So, why did he do that? It might just have to do with....(fill in blank)
8. (Movie/TF:A) Animated's Optimus ends up in Movie-verse....right into the claws of the Fallen. Intrigued by this Autobot's strange universe and the fact, though the Primes are not the true leaders of Cybertron, this Optimus still has the spark of a True Prime, the Fallen decides to keep him - especially when he found out when this Optimus feels extreme emotions or sensations, he transfers into the Prime on Earth... (Fallen x TF:A's Optimus)
9. (Any-verse) A fic where (Animated Bumblebee insert mech here) has to go through a version of the Fool's Journey. (Its a Tarot cards thing, focusing on the Major Arcana. Look it up.)
10. (TF:A) The secret is out - the reason Captain Franzone is horrible with tech is because he's a wizard! (Dresden Files Crossover, again. It fits, you have to admit....)
11. Thanks to this(http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600047080&chapter=7; first one)drabble, I have an unhealthy obsession with TF:A's Starscream and Optimus. As a pairing. So, here's the bunny:
Starscream, despite himself, is impressed by Optimus. So impressed, that his attention to him has grown into an obsession. So, how would he woo him? Or would he just kidnap him and take him by force?(Personally, I see comedy gold if Starscream tries to woo him, and total angst if he kidnaps him.)
Might as well share them....
1. (G1) A cute little thing involving whales, Seaspray and either Hound or Beachcomber. I see Orcas, because those are what I saw in Victoria, and because they are more active. Throw in some whale facts and maybe a little bit of couplely things, and you got WAFF.
2. (G1) Seaspray has a minor glitch. It basically is that the longer he doesn't interface, the more apt he is the pounce the first mech who comes in contact with him. And since he's been mostly alone on Earth's oceans for awhile, the glitch activates when (insert mech on your choice here) shows up to check on him. Cue a bunch of snogging and interesting positions underwater. Bonus points if one of the Decepticons notice!
3. (G1) An alien tourist comes to Cybertron to “experience” the war. Cue confusion from both sides. Bonus points if said tourist keeps a camera on hand and constantly gets mechs on both sides to poise for pictures. Cause everyone magically listens to the twat with the camera.
4. (TF:A) Before I start, I must warn you - I am a sick person with a sick imagination and am even sicker for posting this. Plus, an obsession with TF:A's Optimus makes it worse. And it takes a lot of explaining. Here goes nothing:
First, some background. Let's say that the Cybertronians were created by the Quintessons. The Autobots - or rather, what would become Autobots - came first as worker bots. But later the Quintessons decide to spice things up (at this time, the AllSpark has been found, and is currently used with Vector Sigma to quicken the construction process, so the Autobots have sentience but are still subservient to the Quintessons) by making the 'bots fight each other in a gladiator ring. But they weren't meant for battle, so they quickly got boring. So they built the Decepticons - well, what would be Deceptions - to fight in the arena. But even then, they weren't as brutal as they liked.
Now the Quintessons had incorporated some Organic things - such as the ability to mate(preferably for this story the sticky kind) though not create - and after observing a mating frenzy on an alien organic planet, decide to adapt that into making the arena fights more interesting. So they built a special type of Decepticon, called Sirens. They were programmed to be the best and excel in anything the Quintessons set in front of them. In fact, a few Quintessons kept some as special pets. But the main reason they were built was simple.
To excite the rest of the Decepticons.
Basically, they gave off a signal once they “matured” enough, and would, if the programming was not activated, continue to do so until in a cycle-like period. Once the Decepticons felt this signal, they would have an overwhelming urge to mate with said mech(they didn't think to create femmes yet). Of course, to make it more interesting, the mech would be placed in the ring, suspended in a cage, with all of the gladiators below. This would incite a riot, with the strongest mating with the mech and thus activating the programming that would make it ultimately subservient to the strongest Decepticon - though he could be “lent” to the winners of tough matches or those the strongest favoured.
But, soon (as in a few centuries) after this, around the creation of the femmes, both Autobots and Decepticons rebelled, and drove away the Quintessons. Since the Autobots had been around longer and were mostly the brains behind the rebellion, the Autobots were given command of Cybertron, and ruled in peace and fairness. Of course, this didn't last, as eventually the Council grew corrupt and rejected the Decepticons, as they were an obsolete model, since there hadn't been a war since they drove out their makers, and looked down on for the only way to contain their ferocity - a (mostly) non-fatal gladiator ring.
So, Megatron rose up and led the Decepticons against the oppression, but was beaten back by the Autobots, particularly since they had sent the AllSpark away and had complete control over Vector Sigma - which had absorbed so much AllSpark energy, it could still make Cybertronians. To top that off, they had reprogrammed Vector Sigma to only make Autobots.
And thus time past. They soon saw that there were “glitches” in some Autobots, but most of them were easily handled. What they didn't know was that they, though they stopped the production of Decepticons, couldn't stop some of the programming from slipping by, especially since it was the Quintessons who built it, and all their knowledge was hidden in the great gladiator ring at the end of the War For Freedom, and was eventually taken by the Decepticons while they fled Cybertron.
Optimus has one such “glitch”. But no one noticed, for the fact was that Vector Sigma had dug up, in a way, the old Siren program. And, since there wasn't a way to place it in a Decepticon form, ended up placing it in an Autobot form. The only thing it did, as far as Optimus noticed, was made him completely uninterested in interfacing. Though, unknown to him, when involving Autobots only.
And, after the delay caused by Optimus going into stasis due to the impending crash onto Earth, the programming has activated.
Just in time for Optimus to gain the time and permission from the Council, now headed by Rodimus Magnus(Sentinel was too dense and pushy, Optimus would make dramatic changes that the Council, though not quite as corrupt as they were just before the Decepticon Uprising, didn't want) to visit Megatron and ask a few questions.....
Warning! M-preg, technical rape and unpleasant experiments are within this bunny!
5. (TF:A) After Season Three, officially Megatron is executed in a private ceremony of which only the council members are witnesses. But the unofficial way Megatron was dealt with, was to become a test subject for the Council Scientists Wheeljack and Perceptor in the top secret experiment called ReBirth. The project was to increase the population of Autobots and reduce the risk of Decepticons taking control of either the AllSpark or Vector Sigma to increase their forces.
But it isn't all what it seems.
Since the creation of the femmes, there have been “natural” sparklings created. This is because every femme has a replenishing catch of plasma eggs - the beginnings of a sparkling protoform. During a femme's “reproduction” cycle, these eggs start emitting energy pulses, and if a femme has a long interfacing session, she can become a carrier and eventually give “birth” to sparklings - usually at the most two, since only a few plasma eggs have the chance of being fertilized. Of course, if they don't want to a) get “pregnant” or b) die from the large amount of energy inside their chassis, they will choose option c) to have a complex, but cheap for availability, operation to remove the current catch of plasma eggs.
Unfortunately, the pregnancy is complex due to the size of the femme's chassis, and the amount of special metal wafers needed to complete the protoform, and the constant vigilance needed to keep problems from happening during said pregnancy.
But Perceptor has a theory - that if one could make a mech carry sparklings, the larger chassis would get rid of most of the problems. But it's currently only a theory so no Autobot should be used at this stage.
This doesn't protect Megatron, who is considered perfect for the tests....
And so, Megatron is stuffed full of artificial plasma eggs made from his coding and transfluid. But the final stage needs someone to frag him senseless and that was more difficult, since the Decepticons would never dare do that to their leader.
But when Optimus pops by the lab to get some supplies for Ratchet by request, Perceptor has an idea. Slipping a few drops of a potent Aphrodisiac into his system, he then claims the only way to deal with the drug is to ride it out, and thus locks Optimus in a heavily warded room, that he claims is empty.
But it holds Megatron and Optimus is too far gone to think rational thoughts at all.
Luckily for Perceptor, the drug glitches Optimus's memory banks and thus he doesn't remember what happened. He is doubly lucky that it worked and now Megatron is carrying - and doing very well.
He just forgot one, simple thing:
The final ingredient, aside from the overloads, the plasma eggs and the transfluid, is a spark merge. Which explains why only bonded pairs have reproduced this way.
And due to Optimus's bonding with Megatron, Optimus begins to have feedback during recharge that makes him wonder what really happened....
And when Optimus finds out what exactly the Council has been doing, only one thing is for certain....
Things are never going to be the same ever again.
6. (Any-verse) The Dresden Files(novels)/Transformers crossover.
The Transformers meet Dresden - and are pulled into the realm of magic and the supernatural. For a twist, make it so they are only slightly affected by said field, but enough to cause trouble for their systems.
7. (Any-verse) A Decepticon of your choice kidnaps an Autobot of your choice. Why did he do that? It wasn't ordered and said Decepticon has no “interest” in said Autobot... So, why did he do that? It might just have to do with....(fill in blank)
8. (Movie/TF:A) Animated's Optimus ends up in Movie-verse....right into the claws of the Fallen. Intrigued by this Autobot's strange universe and the fact, though the Primes are not the true leaders of Cybertron, this Optimus still has the spark of a True Prime, the Fallen decides to keep him - especially when he found out when this Optimus feels extreme emotions or sensations, he transfers into the Prime on Earth... (Fallen x TF:A's Optimus)
9. (Any-verse) A fic where (Animated Bumblebee insert mech here) has to go through a version of the Fool's Journey. (Its a Tarot cards thing, focusing on the Major Arcana. Look it up.)
10. (TF:A) The secret is out - the reason Captain Franzone is horrible with tech is because he's a wizard! (Dresden Files Crossover, again. It fits, you have to admit....)
11. Thanks to this(http://anime.adultfanfiction.net/story.php?no=600047080&chapter=7; first one)drabble, I have an unhealthy obsession with TF:A's Starscream and Optimus. As a pairing. So, here's the bunny:
Starscream, despite himself, is impressed by Optimus. So impressed, that his attention to him has grown into an obsession. So, how would he woo him? Or would he just kidnap him and take him by force?(Personally, I see comedy gold if Starscream tries to woo him, and total angst if he kidnaps him.)