What's worse than anything else is, if Starscream ever, ever gets wind of how the Autobots found their way home? He will wear it as a goddamned badge of honor and pride.
"Yeah, I'm obviously the best version of me there is. I'm the only one with the Primus-damned sense to realize Megatron is full of shit."
Well, there was more than one question, but that's usually the first. Those questions probably run something like ... Loyalty? Y/N Competence? Y/N Evil? Y/N Scientist? Y/N Indestructible? Y/N Smirk? Y/N Has some blue color? Y/N
It's a secret they all must vow to keep, because if Starscream found out his ego would grow bigger than his body could possibly contain. Then he'd explode ... and how would anyone find their way home then? ^.~
Behold, your mere presense bunnied more thoughtssurefallOctober 13 2010, 20:19:58 UTC
The previous experiences of the Away Team:
Universe 1
Autobot 1: ::checking their list:: Ok, on the side of the Autobots we have Optimus, Prowl - ::keeps checking all the key players off the list:: AU Transformer: That sounds right. Autobot 1: On the side of the Decepticons we got Megatron, Soundwave, the cassettes, Shockwave - ::rattles on:: Autobot 2: ::looks over shoulder:: You forgot Starscream. Autobot 1: Oh, heh, whoops. AU Transformer: Who's Starscream? Autobot 2: .... Autobot 1: .... Autobot 2: .... we're in the wrong dimension. Autobot 1: Damnit!
Universe 2
Autobot 1: ::checking their list:: Ok, on the side of the Autobots we have Optimus, Prowl - ::keeps checking all the key players off the list:: AU Transformer: That sounds right. Autobot 1: On the side of the Decepticons we got Megatron, Starscream - AU Transformer: Wait, Starscream is an Autobot. Autobot 1: .... Autobot 2: .... We're in the wrong dimension. Again. Autobot 1: .... Did you say something? My processor just rebooted.
Re: Behold, your mere presense bunnied more thoughtskagome37July 1 2011, 17:59:52 UTC
surefall I've never written a transformers fanfic before, but I'm thinking of giving this a shot. If I do, would mind if I used these questions for inspiration?
::apparently incapable of answering in a timely manner:: ::headdesk of shame::surefallAugust 18 2011, 18:57:13 UTC
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh~! XD That was great.
This was my favorite line: "It's confirmed. We're back home." Everyone from the ship was so happy they all tackled Starscream, even Prowl, and hugged him, causing Starscream to freak out even more.
Poor freaked out Starscream. He's traumatized by their attentions!
"Yeah, I'm obviously the best version of me there is. I'm the only one with the Primus-damned sense to realize Megatron is full of shit."
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It's a secret they all must vow to keep, because if Starscream found out his ego would grow bigger than his body could possibly contain. Then he'd explode ... and how would anyone find their way home then? ^.~
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Universe 1
Autobot 1: ::checking their list:: Ok, on the side of the Autobots we have Optimus, Prowl - ::keeps checking all the key players off the list::
AU Transformer: That sounds right.
Autobot 1: On the side of the Decepticons we got Megatron, Soundwave, the cassettes, Shockwave - ::rattles on::
Autobot 2: ::looks over shoulder:: You forgot Starscream.
Autobot 1: Oh, heh, whoops.
AU Transformer: Who's Starscream?
Autobot 2: ....
Autobot 1: ....
Autobot 2: .... we're in the wrong dimension.
Autobot 1: Damnit!
Universe 2
Autobot 1: ::checking their list:: Ok, on the side of the Autobots we have Optimus, Prowl - ::keeps checking all the key players off the list::
AU Transformer: That sounds right.
Autobot 1: On the side of the Decepticons we got Megatron, Starscream -
AU Transformer: Wait, Starscream is an Autobot.
Autobot 1: ....
Autobot 2: .... We're in the wrong dimension. Again.
Autobot 1: .... Did you say something? My processor just rebooted.
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Post a link when/if you write this? ::puppy eyes::
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http://www.fanfiction.net/s/7136856/1/
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This was my favorite line: "It's confirmed. We're back home." Everyone from the ship was so happy they all tackled Starscream, even Prowl, and hugged him, causing Starscream to freak out even more.
Poor freaked out Starscream. He's traumatized by their attentions!
=D Now I wonder what the questions were.
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