Challange again - and a tranformers movie fanfic drinkiing game
CHALLANGE!!!!
Same as last time, the first seven people to respond to this may pick any plot bunny list in the whole farm (doesn't have to be yours) and I will write a paragraph for each plot bunny. If you want to see a big plot bunny done, I'll write half to a whole page for it. If I choose to pass on a bunny within the bunny list, you can request a continuation of any of the other paragraphs that I did do. You pick out an entire list and I'll write a paragraph for all of them. Just copy and paste the address.
And the tranformers fanfic drinking game. (no offense meant to any authours)
EDITED - Thank you to lapinporokoira, caelum, and ladystarscream for your suggestions!
Transformer movie fanfiction drinking game or how to tell how bad fanfic is.
How to play - Take the first five fanfictions you see on fanfiction.net in the transformers movie section. These will be your fanfics to drink through.
Take a drink for each item you see. Will edit with suggestions.
Decepticons
- If Barricade turns out to be good.
- If Barricade falls in love.
- If Barricade is saved by an OC
- If Starscream is saved by an OC.
- If Starscream defects to the autobots.
- If Starscream leaves the Decepticons to go work for the air force or decides to become an air force jet because he has nothing better to do.
- If Starscream is grossly incompetant and all the decepticons do is bitch about it.
- If Starscream is obsessed with Megatron.
- If Megatron is obsessed with Starscream.
- If Megatron becomes obsessed with a human.
- If the decepticons are all terrified of a human.
- If there is an OC who falls in love with a decepticon.
- If one character is made out to be good and virtuous.
- If a decepticon gets pregnant
- If a decepticon has a tranformer in love with them (one drink per 'suitor' - 3 mechs in love with the same person = 3 drinks)
- If Megatron and Starscream argue
- If Seekers become good guys
Autobots
- If an autobot switches unexpectly because 'they're evil really'.
- If Optimus Prime is incompetant.
- If Jazz agrees to protect an OC.
- If Prowl is actually Barricade
- If an OC is held against its will by the autobots moral high-ground
- If the autobots are demonified.
- If lots of Autobots fall for the same OC, only for the OC to fall in love with a decepticon
- If Jazz comes back with no real reason
- If Ironhide is all soft over children.
- If an autobot gets pregnant
- If an autobot has a tranformer in love with them (one drink per 'suitor' - 3 mechs in love with the same person = 3 drinks)
-If Sunstreaker and Sideswipe are a couple (x2 if Ratchet or Bluestreak make a third partner)
- If Ratchet throws a wrench
- If Wheeljack blows something up
- If Bumblebee (or another) are secretly a femme
- If anyone in a 2007 movie fic quotes the 1986 movie line "Bah-Weep-Grahna-weep-ninbong."
- If an OC falls for Optimus Prime or vice versa
- If any autobot falls in love with an OC and the two decide to spend the rest of their lives together (x2 for Jazz)
OCs
- If an OC has a special power
- If the OC is half human, half non-human
- If the OC has a transformer parent
- If the OC was brought up by transformers
- If the OC brought a transformer
- If the OC already knows about transformers
- If the OC is a girl
- If the OC has wings or other special equiptment
- If the OC has a tranformer in love with them (one drink per 'suitor' - 3 mechs in love with the same person = 3 drinks)
- If the OC has more than a small paragraph describing them
- If the OC is more supporting of the decepticons than the autobots
- If the OC is treated better by Decepticons than autobots
- If the OC has an unusual/long and complicated name
- If the OC has a special skill
- If the OC is completely useless in battle, yet can beat up anyone out of it
- If the OC is friendless before meeting the autobots
- If the OC has clothing description.
- If the OC has allspark energy
- If the OC has 'unusual energy readings'
- If the OC is related to canon human characters
- If the OC is related to the Witwicky's (take x2)
- If the OC gets pregnant with a transformer hybrid
- If the OC has "a tragic past"
- If the OC has "a mysterious past"
- If the OC's mysterious/tragic/secret past in some way connects to the transformers
Humans
- If any have allspark power
- If Miles is upset because he wasn't told about the transformers
- If everyone thinks that Sam should have told Miles
- If Megatron captures any to be his pet
- If Sam is made out to be a complete dork, instead of half-dork
- If Simmons is evil
- If Simmons is perfectly good
- If Mikela cheats on Sam
- If Trent beats up Sam
- If any of them have unexpected relatives
- If Mikaela breaks up with Sam to be with Bumblebee or vice-versa
- If Ironhide/Will/Sarah have a threesome
actual fic
- If the authour doesn't break for paragraphs
- If the authour doesn't start a new paragraph for each person that speaks
- If the authour self-inserts in paragraphs. (e.g - Mary Sue wanted to date Starscream more than she could dream, [Don't I wish I could! XD] but knew...)
- If the comma disappers from the fic entirely.
- if the word count in thousands is less than the number of chapters (3 chapters should be 3 thousand, not 1300)
Scoring
stone cold sober - You have found five excellent fics. May I have links?
slightly tipsy - Couple of bad points, but good fics.
tipsy - Maybe a mary-sue has arrived. Better give that one a miss.
heavily tipsy - two or three good fics, but the others were rubbish
drunk - the fics are beginning to look like bombsites
heavily drunk - get out of fanfiction.net and onto some better sites
completely trashed out drunk - Sad, but this is the probable outcome.