Another mixed bag of Bunny droppings
1. Is this the end of the Twins as a lover plays the two against each other?
(And neither knew the other was seeing the same bot at the time. )
2. What if Hitler was a Decepticon in disguise?
3. Idea came from a recent story post of mine.
Mirage is a Lord from a Noble family where slaves are quite common. When he comes of age he is given a slave or two as a present from his creators. Only Mirage never did think much of owning another and the slaves take advantage of his kind behaviour. Mirage, frustrated by his kindness being thrown back in his face refuses to bother with the slaves, but then his creators step in and Mirage is left in a quandary. Should he plead for their continued activation or give up altogether?
4. Superman: Faster then a speeding bullet. That may be so, but Blurr certainly doesn’t think Superman is faster then himself.
5. Misreading from a story gave me this one.
All Seekers are castrated at creation. (Eunuchs!)
Hence their heightened Sparkling protectiveness.
6.
?: I have to tell you, but I’m pregnant.
??: WHAT?! I’m not ready to be a parent.
?: Well you can’t expect me to raise it alone.
??: No, of cour… HANG ON! We breed Asexually!
7. The reason that only Lives born of Vector Sigma exist and not self created young is because Transformers can breed asexually. And due to the war, all asexual breeding is considered too dangerous and would affect the formers ability in a fight.
8. The Dinobots were built during the time of war and so it never cropped up to tell them how Cybertronian’s created life . So when Swoop through accidental trial makes himself pregnant, they realise perhaps they should have said something.
9. When Huffer was barely created his Incubator Creator and himself were abandoned by Huffer’s Generator Creator. Huffer LOVES Cybertron and would normally never choose to leave but the sight of his Generator Creator amongst the crew of the Ark makes him choose to join. So he can learn more about them. And his G-Creator didn’t recognise him.
(Decided to play around by using the terminology of Incubator Creator or I-Creator (I.C) as the carrier and Generator Creator or G-Creator (G.C) as the other half of the conception period. )
10. Unicron and Primus hated each other, yet at some point they held off the war to create a new life. A new ORGANIC life. Considering it the most precious thing they had ever produced and seeing in the newborn’s life a possible way to end their eternal animosity they chose to keep her safe. They couldn’t trust each other to stop fighting and make peace but could trust each other when it came to their creations future. To protect her from themselves, they flung her across the universe. A VERY long time later Primus’s second creations crashed on a certain planet.
A. Gaia had been alone for a long time with only the vaguest of memories of her parents but when two particular Scientists came to explore her surface she immediately recognised them as her younger siblings. Her time alone had been unbearable so when they intended to leave she couldn’t bear it. So Gaia pulled one
from the heavens and entombed him in her icy lands to stay with her forever.
A.2 Again the same happened when the Ark crashed upon her. So she captured them too. When a Million of her years passed, she had been thinking a lot about her younger kin and realised she was wrong to hold them, so she created an Earthquake to release them. But she had forgotten Skyfire.
11. The Constructicons discover the joys of those built it yourself model packs you can buy.
12. As usual something explodes in Wheeljack’s lab. Not so usual, is the outcome of the latest explosion. WORSE Perceptor was with him. As the smoke clears the first to the scene stare in surprise. He sounds like Perceptor, but this can’t be him surely? It’s a Human Perceptor!
When the humans are told they are surprised when they see him. They were expecting a tall, thin man, with curly hair and glasses perched on is nose. What they got was a beefcake with muscular biceps, a sixpack and looks on par with Brad Pitt. Perceptor was one hot looking human.
Sadly for Wheeljack as a human he got the worst end of the stick and became a little girl! Which gets everyone thinking was he actually a youngling femme in his original body?
Perceptor: I find this extension function in humans rather peculiar. I do not understand how the removal of liquid biohazard of the human form can come from such a rather impractical appendage.
Spike: O_O
Carly: Hey Spike can I… ahhhhhh *Drools*
Spike: PUT IT AWAY MAN!
13. Cybertronian’s live for a very long time. So when Megatron agreed to have peace negotiations with Optimus Prime it took the lifetime of three generations of humans before they finished.
14. Art:
A paint covered Wheeljack with an equally covered and angry Sunstreaker.
Could nclude the caption. (or own choice)
Paint + Wheeljack = Explosion
15. Wheelie was Starscream’s inner child who had escaped the confines of his complicated mind and got lost. Starscream was not amused to see him back again.
16. Sometimes it was hard being a “Robot in Disguise” for the Autobots.
His instincts vied with his spark as he watched the human being brutally attacked by a group of other humans. As a car he looked as lifeless as a rock, but inside it was tearing him apart as the violence was meted out in front of him. And unable to get involved due to a non-interactive protocal towards the planet natives.
17. So going with the bunny of Seekers being parental. Wouldn’t they see humans as sparklings then, due to our lifetime difference?
18. TFA
A femme turns up at the Autobots base. She insists she needs to speak to Prowl. She says her name is Nightbird and was a student of Yokotron.
How does she know Prowl? Well Nightbird said she is his Daughter / Mother / Sister!
19. TFA
Sisters (and honourary sisters) are doing it for themselves. Something has all the male Transformers enslaved to it’s will. Now the women must join up and save the guys.
Black Arachnia, Red Alert, Sari, Swoop?, Sentinal Prime?!
20. The war has been going for a long time with no change. Everyone knows each others fighting tactics and it’s frankly gotten very boring.
It’s time for a TEAM MIX-UP!
21. Alien (movie) quote
?: Ok Red Alert, we're clean let us in.
Red Alert: What happened to ____?
?: Something's attached itself to him, we have to get him to medbay right away.
Red alert: What kind of thing, I need a clear definition.
?: An organism, open the hatch!
Red alert: Wait a minute, we let it in the ship could be infected. You know the quarantine procedures, an orn for decontamination.
?: He could die in an orn! Open the hatch.
Red Alert: Listen to me, if we break quarantine we could all die.
??: Look! Would you open the goddamn hatch, we have to get him inside!
Red Alert: No - and if you were in my position you'd do the same
?: Red Alert this is an order, you open that hatch right now you hear me?
Red Alert: ... Yes.
?: Red Alert, that was an order! Do you hear me?!
Red Alert: ... Yes, I read you. The answer is negative.
???: Inner hatch opened.
22. Aliens (movie) quotes
Huffer: I can't see a primus thing.
?: Quit griping.
Huffer: I like griping
23.
?: They cut the power.
?: What do you mean, "*They* cut the power"? How could they cut the power, man? They're animals!
24. Monkey Island quote
Human: Would you mind not talking down to me?
Perceptor: Well, I really don’t have a choice…