Help. PLEASE.
Because you people are so interesting, I have adopted 64 bunnies. Yes, 64. I need some of mine off my head so I can write more than two of them. PLEASE.
1. Stove Transformer. Spawned by a commercial with a talking stove.
2. 'Someday You WIll Be Loved' by Death Cab For Cutie for a Decepticon/Autobot pairing. Bonus points for Prowl and either Soundwave, Thundercracker, or Skywarp.
3. TF:A; There's a virus, passed from creator to sparkling, that can stay dormant for the entire lifespan of a Transformer, but, when awakened, attacks all of the mech's internal workings, from CPU to spark. It used to be a big problem, long before the war, but it eventually stopped happening and knowledge of it died out. Now, on Earth, the Autobots much try to figure out just why Prowl is literally falling apart from the inside out, and why Sari's key won't help.
4. Motormaster/Prowl, in a non-abusive relationship. It doesn't have to be loving, but not abusive. ...My mind is a scary place...