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This lot are all tenacious. Just a warning. *glares at bunnies* EDIT - 3 TFA add ons.
1. Shattered Glass Rodimus/G1 Scourge - because they both have mastaches
2. The dead from TF the movie come back, and try to treat Galvatron like Megatron. It doesn't work.
Prowl: I believe we need a new strategy to combat...
Kup: Slag strategy! Kid, go stand in an unoccupied spot! *Rodimus moves*
Galvatron: MINE! MOVE! *Shoots sweep that's standing between him and Rodimus*
Kup: That's how you get Galvatron out the way, not with logic. *Prowl crashes*
3. Superion and Menasor fall in love. However, both Gestalt teams hate each other.
4. Swindle is knocked offline in battle one day. When he wakes up, he has no memory of his past, but fortunately for him, a bounty hunter named Lockdown has picked him up and explained they used to be partners. Swindle has the time of his life running round making money, but has a nagging feeling he's missing something. Then four strangers turn up, named Onslaught, Brawl, Vortex and Blast off. They claim he used to be their fifth, and aren't taking a 'but I don't know you' for an answer. (Not a crossover between TFA and G1 - Lockdown is just borrowed)
5. Everyone always talks behind Red Alert's back about how paranoid he is, and how he really doesn't need to be. How even though he always acts so suspicious, he must be really bad if Lazerbeak can get in and out. He's sort of okay with this, but when Inferno starts joining in, Red Alert leaves. He decides to go somewhere where his talents are actually appreciated and starts working with the humans. Meanwhile, the arc is finding out just how much work he had.
6. Red Alert and Starscream make a bet together. If Red Alert can act as if he trust everyone implicantly and lightens up about security for a month, Starscream will stall Megatron from using *weapon X*, the newest decepticon invention. Likewise, if Starscream can be nice and not insult Megatron or anyone else for a whole month, and be bright and friendly, Red Alert will pass on some harmless security codes. Both sides are completely freaked out by the changes, and are relieved when they go back to normal.
7. Beachcomber was one of the team that discovered 'Sauroposeidon' while working with humans. Wheeljack makes another dinobot.
8. Spike gets a life-threatening illness such as cancer, and has only a short time to live. The autobots decide to try and move his mind to a transformer body again, but the only one they can't make one in time. Instead, they go dig up Nightbird. In this, Nightbird is just a drone who was animated and follow simple instructions.
9. Hot Rod and Daniel Witwicky's first meeting.
10. In the 'burden hardest to bear' Scourge puts the matrix in himself and the results are rather odd. However, Ultra Magnus couldn't open the Matrix at all. What if the lumps were a result of someone opening the matrix too early? When Rodimus and Optimus fall, only one person can aid the autobots. Getting him to accept the idea is another thing entirely.
Ultra Magnus: You got it to work before, do it again before I get angry.
Scourge: While I realise you are in need of a leader, you do realise that not even the sweeps will listen to me all the time, don't you?
11. An evil human organization kidnap Spike to try and force the autobots to do what they want. When the autobots refuse to give in, they bury Spike alive to try and force them.
Spokesperson: Do as we say within *this period of time.*
Prowl: Why should we?
Spokesperson: Thats how long you've got before the kid is out of air.
12. While a few people do the transformers bringing up a child, everyone seems to forget about the cannon child growing up with the autobots, who probably has only interacted with a few humans (Spike, Carly, Sparkplug being the only constant ones). That's really the only way I can see the transformers acting as parents - and lets admit it, they seem to treat him like an adult constantly. What would he do if he got lost in a humans only enviroment?
13. The Decepticons find an old ship, which has blueprints for a weapon much more powerful than any of theirs. The one problem is that the computer is slowly disintergating, and they need to get the information off as quickly as possible. The information is too large for any one mech to memorize, and it can't be broken down or they'll lose the rest of the blueprints, so Soundwave can't get it out. The only one with a memory bank big enough to download the information in one piece is Rewind.
14. Unicron turns up to attempt to eat earth. Gaia objects in the highest terms. She isn't a sentient planet for nothing, and instead of science, she has magic. (magic in transformers is cannon, albiet only in the past. Just look at 'decepticon raider in king Arthur's court.)
15. (BW) Dinobot survives, and comes back to cybertron. Dinobot, this is Botantica. Botantica, meet Dinobot. Rattrap is over there. Have fun.
16. (Quote from Dodgeball)"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball.
17. Rodimus Prime's group is used to running to a planet and having the group welcome them with open arms. They're less used to one of their number being greeted with complete terror. Ironhide, in bootcamp, had cut off Bee's legs. That kind of thing leaves an impression.
18. Sentinel always imagined that Optimus would always be alone, because he wasn't good enough to have people shower him with attention. In Sentinel's CPU, he was worthless. Sentinel is ordered to bring Rodimus and his mech's to earth, because he's needed there. Rodimus falls head over heels for the young Optimus Prime, and Sentinel is surprised to find himself jealous, and trying to keep the two apart.
19. TFA cast as the cybertronian equivilant of A - Team. Because that theme tune suits them so perfectly.