This deserves my WTF icon
I found this in the TF 07 movie crossovers section and it's summary just left me stunned.
autowarriors01 by james111
so the ark was then attaked by twice as much twenty five autobots was transformed into a human sized watches
Euh, excuse me...WHAT?
War. Almost every planet experiences it dreadful wrath. But our war has spread across the
entire surface of Cybertron. Our home. Completely ravaged of its beauty due to centuries of
fighting between us peace loving Autobots, against the destruction craving Decepticons. Over
time, thefighting only became worse for us. Hundreds were lost each day. Megatron has almost
overwhelmed us. But what he doesn't know is that we Autobots have a contingency plan. It's a
long shot. But if it proves to be successful, it may be what we need to end this war once and for
all, and restore what little is left of Cybertron.
Eons ago, galaxies away, before our Earth was even materialized, there was the war of all wars
going on. Cybertron was being destroyed by its own inhabitants. What they fight for, the reason
for it all, became lost over time. All they know now is that one must destroy the other for
ultimate victory.
On the surface, the Decepticons were in the process of invading one of the last remaining cities
that was Autobot territory. This city was called, Vos. And it housed many innocent
the head honcho of the Decepticons landed himself onto the metallic surface
and observed the explosion (this is where it starts to get weird)
"hi,i am sentianal prime (*giggle* anal...) leader of the autobots .i am the father of octomus prime (*re-giggles*) me
the story of the deaft of the main autobot platoon goes like this:
once their was twenty five autobots abord a ship called the ark but on the way back
from protecting the far away planet i was revived.
so the ark was then attaked by twice as much twenty five autobots
was transformed into a human sized watches
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I highly suspect the first part was copied from some other fic because it really doesn't match the no-punctuation, no-capitalization, no-freaking-sense second part and author profile.