Comments | tf_afts: Soundwave does not work that way.

thedivine9 in tf_afts

Soundwave does not work that way.

Jan 17, 2011 12:58

Hello everyone! I've been reading this comm for a while now, but this is my first post here. I just couldn't let this monstrosity of a "fic" remain unsporked. The story is in bold.
Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6615628/1/The_music_that_plays

( Cut for length and OOC horror )

welcome, bad fic, tf:g1

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niyazi_a January 17 2011, 18:11:45 UTC

A) +1000 for Blackadder gif!

B) I would just like to quote from the author the last line of this magnificent story:

"If you are in this for the romance and you like strange pairings and twilight I will be posting a story soon called My Little Rose Pedal." (sic)

tsarist_secret January 17 2011, 18:15:58 UTC

Dude, this is just a troll fic.

synaltern January 17 2011, 19:21:29 UTC

I have to agree there.

tsarist_secret January 17 2011, 21:05:37 UTC

Yeah. It's actually pretty hilarious, and I reviewed commending the fail, and the person pm'd me back and confirmed that it was indeed a trollfic. So, yeah. xD

fly_buggy_fly January 17 2011, 19:03:51 UTC

This wonderful fic needed an icon.

Why would Megatron care if Soundwave dated Jazz if there were no Autobots and Decepticons yet?

"Anyway stay off of my man, bub." Soundwave threatened.

And Soundwave is Wolverine now?

POOR CASSETTES. How does one pleasure a poster, anyway?

Oh, and this review is AWESOME:

Optimus'girl ( ... )

thedivine9 January 17 2011, 19:41:52 UTC

That icon is beautiful!

You have a big point there. Why would Soudwave even know Megatron without the Decepticons?

And o_O at that review. The whole thing about Rumble being a bad date because he's a Decepticon really loses its punch when a) there are no factions yet, and b) you're shipping Soundwave with Jazz. I hope that that's a sock puppet account and not a serious reviewer, but I have a terrible, horrible feeling that that's not the case.

fly_buggy_fly January 17 2011, 20:57:39 UTC

Why thank you :3

As for the Rumble thing...I'm pretty confused about why size matters. This author wasn't writing the Cassetticons as Soundwave's children, so...Who cares that Rumble is small?

thedivine9 January 19 2011, 01:45:44 UTC

I thought that was weird too. I mean, I can understand if sizekink is not what you particularly like, but the way it was writte is just . . . no.

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xaefryl January 17 2011, 19:16:02 UTC

This is the kind of fic you write while horribly drunk, sitting around a campfire and need crack stories to keep yourself from becoming roasted. At least, that's how I read it.

No seriously, read those first two paragraphs in your best drunk voice and it makes it just that much more bearable.

death_hendry January 18 2011, 06:55:43 UTC

...you just gave me the prompt I need for my next badfic reading. Ima get sloshed and do this one.
Yaaay for an excuse to get drunk! XD

xaefryl January 18 2011, 17:25:35 UTC

Glad to be of service. :)

synaltern January 17 2011, 19:22:57 UTC

Don't you know a high school AU when you see one? XD

thedivine9 January 19 2011, 01:50:12 UTC

Of course I do! There's one right here.

synaltern January 19 2011, 01:56:47 UTC

Please don't torture me anymore. I'll do whatever you want.

Within reason.