Next part of "Technical Difficulties" written for i-stalk-piccolo

[lugianna]

Technical Difficulties.

Summary: Sam tries to send an image he found on the Internet to his friend, Miles. Unfortunately, Sam hits the wrong button and sends said image to everyone in his address book-including his Autobot friends.
Rating: M due to graphic description.
Disclaimer: Transformers belongs to Hasbro and DreamWorks/Paramount, not to me.
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Comments

[mimi_sardinia]

XD Oh that is great!

[lugianna]

Have you read the prologue and Chapter One? They're both stull on this page. The next chapter is in production.

I'm glad you're liking it!

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[mimi_sardinia]

I'll go check.

[kyra_neko_rei]

*ICONLUST*

You win EVERYTHING for that.

[lugianna]

I had the idea for that after seeing I_stalk_piccolo's "I made Optimus overload" icon. I could not RESIST the image that popped in my brain (though having Mikaela in saying "check this out" was her idea-I had thiought Elita, but agreed that Mikaela fitted the rest of the icons MUCH better...:)

I_stalk_piccolo did the four separate icons for me. This is what I have written the story for her for. One part per icon (it wasn't planned that way, but that's how it happened.)

Then Yuuzaiden put them together into the finished product for me.

I love it, and you obviously approve too...:)

[kyra_neko_rei]

Ohhhh, yes. I approve.

(And also laughed my ass off imagining how Megatron would react to Sam bragging in those specific words.)

[lugianna]

Oh Primus YES! He would NOT be pleased....not considering what a compoliment I imagine it to be in the TF universe if your partner offlines after interfacing/sparksex.....LOL....:)

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[kyra_neko_rei]

Yeah. Size-appropriate well-pitched apoplectic fit of galactic proportions. Even better if Starscream was around to hear the bragging . . . he'd die laughing, if Megatron didn't shoot him first. *can see Megatron, speechless with embarrassed fury, moving his fusion cannon between a confused and clueless Sam and a flat-on-his-back laughing Starscream, unable to decide which he wants to kill first*

[lugianna]

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Prolly Starscream, because Starscream KNOWS why Megs is so mad, while Sam doesn't even realise *quite* what he's implied....

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[kyra_neko_rei]

Annnnd then when somebody TELLS him, he reacts with sheer horror of the I-need-to-scrub-out-my-brain variety and is traumatized, which placates Megatron somewhat. At least, until the Autobots start teasing him about not knowing he swung that way.

[lugianna]

"Annnnd then when somebody TELLS him, he reacts with sheer horror of the I-need-to-scrub-out-my-brain variety and is traumatized, which placates Megatron somewhat."

ROFLOL....Poor Sam....!

At least, until the Autobots start teasing him about not knowing he swung that way.

*Sunstreaker (singing) "Megatron and squishy up a tree
K-I-S-S-" *Is blasted intio the middle of the next millennium by Megatron*
Sam: "Couldn't you hale let me kick his aft first?"

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[kyra_neko_rei]

Megatron: "Wait a minute, fleshling, you're just as disgusted by me as I am by you?! HOW DARE YOU! DIE, insolent insect!!!"

Sideswipe: Awww, Megatron's all upset that the squishy isn't attracted to him!

Megatron: *fusion cannon now has three targets to choose from and is waving madly between them. any more and it'll get tangled up in itself*

[lugianna]

Sam: So...if I'd expressed affection for you, would you not be pointing that gun at me, or would I've been shot already? Figures that I can't win, either way....anyway, I was laughing at him making fun of us...

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[kyra_neko_rei]

Megatron: Uhh . . . oh. Frag. Um. *doesn't know* Grrrrrrr! *shoots Starscream in frustration, as usual*

Starscream: What did I do?! It isn't always my fault, you know! Every so often you humiliate yourself just fine without my help. Go interface with a squishy!

[lugianna]

Megatron: *Blasts SS with no comment*

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[kyra_neko_rei]

I need to write Megatron/Lambotwins.

(LOL, that was random.)