Oct 31, 2007 22:32
I bring fics!
...Well, at least two snippets of the kid!Prime fanfiction. >.>
Title: The world is ending... and I feel fine?
Rating: PG. I think.
Character: Bonecrusher and kid!Prime being mentioned.
Warning: Crack, and OOC...ish?
Notes: ......I am so dead for this.
“I hate myself,” said Bonecrusher aloud.
The other Decepticons didn't even look up from what they were doing, since Bonecrusher always said that, but what he said next was...disturbing: “It's the fact I am starting to think that kid is cute...”
Bonecrusher. Said. Cute.
Does not compute.
Bonecrusher watched as the others' brains went into involuntarily shut down.
“....I am going to hate explaining this to Megatron.”
Title: The reason why kid Optimus isn't dead yet(...no, it's not the power of the plot either.)
Rating: PG?
Characters: kid!Optimus Prime, Megatron, and Blackout. (Oh and a poor nameless Decepticon.)
Warning: *points to the warning for the last fic*
Note: Nevermind what I said for the above notes, this is going to get me killed.
"DIE!"
Optimus watched as the Decepticon, who was going to harm him, tried to run away after hearing Prime's brother enraged shout. Megatron moved angrily past the young one.
“I AM GOING TO RIP OUT YOUR SPARK AND EAT IT, YOU-” The insult that was said shouldn't be repeated. At all.
Optimus looked up to Blackout, who come walking up from were the enraged Megatron come from. Blackout said with a hint of thinly veil concern, “Are you all right?”
“Yes,” Prime happily chirped to Blackout, then the kid looked confused, “Blackout? I have a question.”
“Yes, what is it?”
“What does my brother mean by eating that Decepticon's spark?”
Later,
“Hey, brother, what do sparks taste like?”
A awkward silence, and then: “WHAT!?”
[/endthefail?] Anyway, the first chapters/one shots for Autobot!Glen and kid!Prime ideas should be done... sooner or later.
poster: renuki,
optimus prime,
bonecrusher,
blackout,
megatron,
fanfiction 2007 (autumn)