IT'S LIKE KISS PLAYER ONLY 10000X BETTER

[artoni]

For those of you unaware, Digimon was a series that came out around the same time as Pokemon IIRC. The first two seasons were made of win and the ones after that kind of sucked - go look it up on Wikipedia or something. The point is, devilishkurumi sparked a plotbunny.

I offer the following as a teaser:

Optimus/Mikaela - Courage
Bumblebee/Sam - Friendship
Ironhide/Lennox - Reliability
Ratchet/Maggie - Knowledge
Jazz/Epps - Sincerity
Arcee/Glen - Hope
Hot Rod/Miles - Light
Dewbot/Simmons - Kindness
Barricade/Trent - Love

EDIT: Yes. You read those last two pairings correctly, and I've already got the ways of working it out. But, uh...anyone want to help me write it?