Huh.
Someone from Waterboro, South Carolina spent a little over a minute at my
training and more training tag, found some random post about running from last October, and made this comment: OUR FAMILY LOST A BELOVED THIS PAST WEEK AT ONE OF YOUR LOCATIONS. I DON'T SEE AN APOLOGY OR ANY INFORMATION ON THIS TRAGIC EVENT. FOUR OTHERS WERE INJURED. KEEP UP YOUR BUSY ASS SCHEDULE. IT'S ALL ABOUT YOU, DUD,
I deleted the comment, as I figured it'd be more fun to mock it here.
To anyone hurt at the ranch this weekend: I apologize for any injury you sustained. I'll try to pad the steps next time.
To the commenter: I'm sorry for your loss. I hope the pain ebbs and that someday your reading comprehension skills return.
To Reginald the spider: I'm sorry I was too late to save you.