Well. I have been busy, haven't I?
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In November I pushed vote4nathan in the mud (-17 points). In September I gave no_bodyseesme a kidney (1000 points). Last Saturday I invaded Iraq, broke it, and couldn't glue it back together before Mom got home (-1012 points). In April I punched teleparkman in the arm (-10 points). In March I committed genocide... Sorry about that, hornrimmed (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5039 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
texan_housewife