Writer's Block: What Makes You Feel Sexy?

Aug 25, 2009 08:59

               A big dump. Man there is nothing hotter than the thought of sitting on the john, face clenched in strain, sweat on the brow, and that musky order permeating the room. I have no idea how my ex's did not rush the bathroom everytime I was in there for longer than 3 min. 
              OK, jokes aside, this is from Victoria's Secret, and they want to hear what type of underwear the girls wear to feel sexy, not realizing that no matter what is said here, what makes people feel sexy is the same for everyone, attention from the sex you are most interested in. If wearing a pink, orange, and aquamarine clown suit got you lots of (good) attention from the intended audience, that would be what was in fashion.
               And aside from the dump, girls (or boys) in pink, orange, and aquamarine clown suits flirting with me also makes me feel like one sexy hunk of man meat too.

writer's block, victoria’s secret, body by victoria, feeling sexy

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