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Five (Wait, What?)

Aug 31, 2010 18:38

[Medic has, considering the circumstances, recovered from his run-in with the Post Office spectacularly well. He still can't see, and he still can't remember his own native language, but he has his Kritz (and therefore his sanity) back. He's slowly learning to navigate his house without the use of his eyes; his drone wife is being most helpful. But ( Read more... )

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[Filtered] And so the Medic Wars begin. teutonictraitor September 1 2010, 03:35:20 UTC

Oh, I wouldn't dream of doing such a zhing, Herr. Do you honestly heff such little trust in zhose you trained? I must say, I am disappointed--und possibly a little hurt. [[Exaggerated sniff.]] So cruel, Fritz.

[[Sarcasm everywhere. Do you want to punch him yet, Fritz?]]

[Filtered] You know it bby teutonic_terror September 1 2010, 04:01:45 UTC

[Fritz has been wanting to punch him since forever!]

You really feel it necessary to question why I don't trust you?

[Filtered] teutonictraitor September 1 2010, 04:10:27 UTC

Indeed I do! It is not as if you vere not at fault for losing track of your own experiments, after all. Or zhe interns, or zhe suppliers--really, you just got so sloppy. It was almost depressingly sad, really.

[[But hold on now, what's this. This Fritz sounds different.]]
--on anozher note, you are not speaking as you usually do. A product of your own laziness again, I shall assume?

[Filtered] teutonic_terror September 1 2010, 04:13:39 UTC

[He's just going to ignore everything you said right there, Guntram, or he might have to slam your face repeatedly into an oversized cheese grater (don't ask where he'll get it).]

No. A product of this ridiculous town and the prices it puts on possessions from home.

[Filtered] 1/2 teutonictraitor September 1 2010, 04:22:37 UTC

So you really-- [[There's an incredulous silence for a second as that processes.]]

[Filtered] teutonictraitor September 1 2010, 04:24:50 UTC

[[...and then he starts laughing so hard.]]

Ach, you really heff gone insane in your old age! I must say, Herr, zhis is absolutely wunderbar.
[[So not mentioning the fingers he swapped for his uniform. Nope.]]

[Filtered] teutonic_terror September 1 2010, 04:32:25 UTC

[Hey fuck you okay.]

I still have my mind, I merely lack a small portion in my language center. At least I am better than you, who has no shame or morals or talent but what he steals from others.

[Filtered] Still such bros, even after all these years. teutonictraitor September 1 2010, 04:38:49 UTC

Und you freely admit zhat your brain is damaged! Very smart. I expected nozhing less from you.

Shame und morals merely get in zhe vay. But as for talent--you should heff seen zhe zhings I did after I...displaced you. I doubt you could heff ever pulled zhat off.

[Filtered] Their bromance will outlast the ages! teutonic_terror September 1 2010, 05:17:50 UTC

My brain is not damaged, it is merely inconvenienced.

[Cue blustering and huffing and general haet.]

Pulled what off, Korbinian? Merely parroting back data that you stole from me?

[Filtered] Eternal and ageless, untried by the test of time! teutonictraitor September 1 2010, 05:27:56 UTC

You just said yourself zhat a part was indeed missing, which certainly falls under zhe category of damage to me. Or did it take the precious little bit of medical knowledge you had before as vell, hm?
[[Man, if they were face to face, Guntram probably would've been destroyed by now. As it is, why yes he's laughing at you again.]]

Oh no, not at all. I could not go very far vith your horribly flawed data. [[Snort.]] You do zhink too much of yourself, Herr Haydn. If I didn't know better, I vould say zhat you actually took pride in zhat shoddy vork of yours.

[Filtered] It's like they're married. Jeez. 1/2. teutonic_terror September 1 2010, 05:32:43 UTC

[You here this, Guntram? this is the phone being thrown down. Whoops. What's going on?]

[ACTION] 2/2 teutonic_terror September 1 2010, 05:34:02 UTC

[HAVE A FRITZ OUT IN THE STREET. BLIND. LOOKING FOR YOU. WITH HIS LACK OF EYESIGHT.]

Come out and fight me properly, you pig-dog!

[Action] teutonictraitor September 1 2010, 05:35:57 UTC

[[Yup, he can hear you, Fritz. He'll let you wander around a bit before following behind you real close, remaining absolutely silent but grinning like the Cheshire Cat.]]

[Action] teutonic_terror September 1 2010, 05:45:02 UTC

[Fritz is just going to stumble around yelling at inanimate objects and occasionally wildly changing directions. He can hear footsteps, but they keep coming from different places; his hearing isn't yet good enough for him to be able to pinpoint them.]

You coward!

[Action] teutonictraitor September 1 2010, 05:47:45 UTC

[[This is hands down the best way to spend his day. Oh yes. Guntram will tap Fritz on the shoulder and back up a bit to get out of the way, enjoying Fritz's flailing.]]

If I am a coward, zhen explain to my vhy I am right here in front of you?

[Action] teutonic_terror September 1 2010, 05:56:13 UTC

[Brb hating you forever and ever.

There's just. Indistinguishable noises of rage, and garbled English insults that sound just like a literal translation of some of the more colorful German ones.

Guntram, if you're laughing, prepare to have Fritz lunge towards the sound with a knife he filched from the kitchen aimed towards your general vicinity.]

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