Ierden Legacy 2.1
Ierden Legacy 2.1
Possible warning for swearing?
Alright, so lets start our update with Tanner's friends totally pedoing all over Yuri.
Crowding Tanner to chat non-stop...
... And Sims who don't know which bed belongs to who.
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I had an extremely lucky streak with the twins because when they grew up it had been snowing relentlessly, which meant two snow days, which means no homework and an automatic A+ for them, so I wasn't as concerned with their homework anymore.
And what a better way to celebrate such luck than making another baby?
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Afterwards Karina proceeds to walk out of the bedroom and laugh at her virgin children.
Parenting. You are doing it wrong.
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:D
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Tanner: OMFG *worry worry*
His aspiration meter was pretty close to rock bottom. Poor guy.
But he cheered up after when him and Yuri danced. Whenever they're alone in a room together I always find these two doing this.
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Fucking chance cards. >_>
PARENTS: ON HIATUS AT THE MOMENT.
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moar dancing.
He's either dancing with his father or doing the smustle. Very badly.
His sister usually joins in with the stupidest looks on her face. xD
However, when it comes to other interactions with Yuri, she totally fucks off. xD
lol btw pawp
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She is seriously the grouchiest sim ever, and she always smells.
Natasha: Hug, daddy!
Tanner: lol no fukin wai u smel leik sh!t
Boy: OMG EW.
Natasha: Why does no one love me? D:
Karina: Alright, let's do homework now.
Natasha: WHAT THE FUCK. FUCK YOU.
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Note the colour of the plumbob.
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Birthing time.
It was at this point in time that karma totally screwed me up the ass for the snow day, because...
ONE. (lol wtf)
TWO.
THREE.
FOUR.
FOUR FUCKING KIDS. *weeps*
Natasha & Tanner: OMG YAY. BABY. :D
You won't be yaying those babies in about a Sim day.
There were three boys and a girl, by the way. Vincent, Erik, Hiro and Alicia.
AND AT THIS POINT... LET'S JUST SAY THE FAIL BECAME EPIC.
And I had thought the twins with the bottles were bad...
Tanner is seriously a stupid douche. Like, do Sims not realize: "OMG GREEN FUMES AND FLIES. BETTER NOT FEED THAT TO MY SPAWN."
Sweetie, no matter how many times you lecture them, they will still shit their diapers.
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And time for birthdays.
Lady: *gag at bad hair and smelly baby*
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At this point I'm not even going to tell you which toddler is which, because I actually don't really remember myself, and I don't think that it really matters at this point.
But Tanner is the worst fucking parent ever. Whenever Karina put them in their cribs, Tanner would come along, take them out and put them back on the floor for them to complain again! What the fuck, Tanner?
Tanner: *WORRY WORRY*
Tanner: *ANGST*
THEN FEED YOURSELF, YOU RETARD.
Natasha continues to smell like ass.
*moar fucking stupid*
Most contradicting picture ever. One child being loved and the other one screaming his lungs out. It turns out that the one in the green overalls, Vincent, was the one who was neglected the most.
These are, by far, the most depressiong toddlers I have ever played. *has never had a toddler dream about food before*
Two peas in a pod, that's for sure.
*wakes up, finally*
And...
Fuck.
Karina, kneel in the piss and do your thing.
Grimmy: Jesus Christ, quit sitting in the pee and get up.
Karina: :OOO
Grimmy: K, HERE IS HOW SHIT IS GOING TO GO DOWN.
Grimmy: One has your husbands soul and the other has nothing.
Grimmy: PICK NAO
Karina: Uh... ]:
Grimmy: YOU KNOW, IF YOU DON'T PICK YOUR HUSBANDS SOUL ON PURPOSE, I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND WHY. *has a quota to fill and knows Tanner is stupid*
Karina: OMG YES I GOT IT RIGHT.
Grimmy: Ifuckingshankyou.
Tanner: YEEEEEEEEEEAH.
Grimmy: I will be back... One day.
Things pretty much went back to how they were, though.
Tanner: FUCK NO KID I'M NOT GIVING YOU ATTENTION! D8
There were some good moments, though.
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Finally, time for these little bastards to grow up.
... wat
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That's never happened before. xDD
moar glitching lol
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Happy children everywhere.
Now: Makeovers and who of the quads are who!
Here is Natasha, who turned out gorgeous. Looks a lot like her mother.
Yuri, who is very, very hot.
Alicia~ Whom I think is really, really adorable.
Hiro, who gets to be my pink, gender confused child.
Erik, who gets to keep his toddler hair.
And Vincent, who looks like the tanned version of L from Death Note.
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And we end with Vincent and Erik being totally adorable together.
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*huffhuff* I don't think I've ever been so annoyed with Sims before that I had to quit playing for a few hours to avoid insanity.
Torch Holders: 1
Perma-Platinum Sims: 0
Top of Career Track: 1
Social Worker Visits: 0
Social Bunny Visits: 0
Shrink Visits: 0
Death Revivals: 1
Fires: 1
Burglaries: 0
Special Tombstones vs. Total Death Count: 0/0
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