Test run for imperial_saga

[king_of_koopas]

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[So, both you and Bowser have left your respective armies behind and are meeting right in the middle- to negotiate, or to engage in a duel.]

... alright, my beef ain't with you. But YOUR piddly little warband's sitting in MY glorious army's path, and we're either going through you or over you, because you're looking at the biggest, baddest

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[handsonthepanda]

*Noel cries so much and so loudly...*

YOU HAVE THE WRONG PERSON! I'M NOT THE PRINCEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!

[king_of_koopas]

Bah! That's what they ALL say!! Now fess up and tell me which kingdom's yours and how I reach them so I can get my loot!

[handsonthepanda]

I-I'M JUST A SOLDIER, YOU HAVE TO BELIEVE ME!

P-PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!

[king_of_koopas]

A likely story! Soldiers don't wear dresses!

[handsonthepanda]

T-THIS IS MY UNIFORM!

And one of your soldiers took Bolverk... Please give him back...

[king_of_koopas]

Bwahahaha! Pull the other leg, it's got bells on it! Are ALL soldiers dressed up like you, princess?

... and what the heck's a Bolverk?

[handsonthepanda]

B-Bolverk's my weapon, it looks like a gun but only I can actually fire it, I-I don't know why!

And... Okay, I'm a specialist, but I really am a soldier, you have to believe me!

[king_of_koopas]

Yeah, yeah, a gun, huh? Fine, I'll call your bluff, "princess"! MINIONS!

[Bowser snaps his fingers, and a Goomba charges in the door, standing at attention]

Find and bring me whatever we confiscated from the princess. Make it snappy!

[He turns back to her with a smirk as the Goomba runs off.] So what kind of specialist are you supposed to be, then?