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[So, both you and Bowser have left your respective armies behind and are meeting right in the middle- to negotiate, or to engage in a duel.]
... alright, my beef ain't with you. But YOUR piddly little warband's sitting in MY glorious army's path, and we're either going through you or over you, because you're looking at the biggest, baddest
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Wha...what the hell just happened!?
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I saved your worthless hide, that's what! Now stop standing there like a big dumb lump and either help me with this stupid thing, or get outta the way!
[The fire-breathing mutant looming over Bowser and Dojima starts hurling more fireballs at the both of them, as if to illustrate the Koopa King's point.]
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[The mutant shrieks again, and the smell of burning flesh fills the air; it turns and starts lumbering off at a surprisingly high speed, retreating in the face of this double-pronged attack. Bowser doesn't bother chasing it, choosing instead to hurl insults at its back.]
HAH! Can't stand the heat, huh!? That'll teach YOU to tangle with the Koopa King!
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You want to tell me what that was all about and why it's attacking people?
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Besides, you're the detective, aren't you!?
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And yes, I am a detective. Ryotaro Dojima of Inaba. I fight for justice and the safety of the people! Including YOUR people, your majesty, who might be in danger because that thing got away! If you don't tell me what you know and help me bring it down, a lot of people could get hurt!
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[Bowser's going to try to grab Dojima's wrist and drag him towards where the mutant ran off to] Action first, talk later!
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I still need a lead and it'd be great to have something more than "it breathes fire and attacks people." Besides, I can walk on my own, dammit!
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[At least he lets Dojima go!]
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That's more forensics work than detective work. I'm the one who can put the evidence together into a conclusion and properly investigate crime scenes. I can handle myself with a gun, too.
(Copyright laws are the only thing keeping him from having his own TV show.)
Either way, I can still track this thing down.
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[The swath of burned trees is pretty indicative right now.]
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Looks like it. Also, keep an eye out for bloodstains; the gunshot wounds should've left us a trail of it.
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[He points at where the soil is noticeably darkened.]
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It's still warm; it could be closer than we think. You wouldn't happen to be able to follow its scent, would you?
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[He pauses, sniffing the air, before pointing a talon a little off to the right, argument forgotten]
- that way! Move it!!
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