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[So, both you and Bowser have left your respective armies behind and are meeting right in the middle- to negotiate, or to engage in a duel.]
... alright, my beef ain't with you. But YOUR piddly little warband's sitting in MY glorious army's path, and we're either going through you or over you, because you're looking at the biggest, baddest
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Huh? Er, I mean- BWAhahaha! It's either this or the prison cells, Princess, and even I've got standards-
But you never know! If your kingdom doesn't cave into my demands, I might just send them a picture of their precious princess, chained up in a cold stone cell!!
[... so the Koopa King's been blustering more than usual, if only to make himself feel a little better.]
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It's WAY too late to play dumb with me, Princess! You're from that- that Tawa or Sawa Kingdom or whatever! The one with all those electric thingies! And I got you right here, right where I want you! Where THEY don't want you to be!!
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[Bowser spins around, roaring so hard that the walls shake.]
I'M GONNA STOMP MY MORONIC MAPMAKER MINIONS SO HARD THAT THEY'LL FALL INTO THE MINUS WORLD!!
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Look, we've gotta have a dress and a tiara around here SOMEWHERE- if we got you dressed up as a princess, there's gotta be SOME kingdom out there dumb enough to think that you're one of their own-
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Are you kidding me!? Half of them couldn't keep track of their own HANDS, let alone a bunch of giggling girls in fancy dresses! Absolutely NOTHING could go wrong with this plan!
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What? What is it!? Spit it out already!
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