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[So, both you and Bowser have left your respective armies behind and are meeting right in the middle- to negotiate, or to engage in a duel.]
... alright, my beef ain't with you. But YOUR piddly little warband's sitting in MY glorious army's path, and we're either going through you or over you, because you're looking at the biggest, baddest
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Bah! What's so big and bad about an oversized turtle? If you can't even threaten me properly, then I don't see any reason I have to pull back my troops for your measly band of soup ingredients.
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[and probably scratching the paint]
'Bah' YOURSELF, baldy! I'M not backing down from a bunch of rusty soup cans, and neither are MY troops! Now get outta the way before we send you packin'- you're not man enough to fight these turtles!
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Y-you... What can you and your testudines army do against decades of hard research and brilliant engineering!? I'll make a robot out of you before I let turtles rule over what's rightfully mine!
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-- and who're you calling a testo-di-nay!?
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[Bowser cracks his knuckles, sneering confidently.] We'll do this the easy way, right here, right now! You and me! Mano-a-mano! Koopa versus wuss! Loser backs off and moves their army outta the way!
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[And if Bowser hadn't offered, Robotnik would have. Seeing as how the Koopa King was unwilling to step down, a battle is more or less necessary to settle issues at this point. The Egg Mobile hovers higher into the air and... escapes, apparently. The Egg Mobile zooms towards the distance.]
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And oh, yes, I have a feeling this will be very easy for me.
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[And that is how Bowser went from jeering to enraged shock in seconds flat. To his credit, the Koopa King recovers quickly]
Cover yourself in as much metal as you want- I'll burn you right back to the Stone Age, you dirty ape!!
[And Bowser rears back with a roar, unleashing his infamous fire breath right at the bad doctor's robot]
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The jetpack behind the engineer's robot starts up and the automaton rockets into the air, coming down back at Bowser with a mighty stomp.]
You'll need more flames if you want to even leave a singe, turtle!
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[Bowser doesn't roll out of the way- instead, he hunches forward and withdraws into his shell right before the robot stomps down. The Koopa King disappears completely, embedded almost most of the way into the dirt-]
[And then Bowser, bruised but with more than enough fight left in him, starts SPINNING underneath Robotnik's robot's foot, trying to drill upwards with his shell's razor spikes.]
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