What is this? MORE UG@?

[immortalfrenchi]

1) Action

Hah! Stand back and watch the ace of the AEU! Patrick Colasour work his magic!

[Gets swatted aside like a fly]

YAAAAAAAH!

2) Comm

Hey you! Yeah you!

[If one were to look in his direction. They would find his Enact face and body down on the ground]

Turn this thing over! I can't get out!

3) Action (Suggest girls...or those that resemble them a

Comments

3 Because it is too awesome not to pass up

[threesugarcubes]

Oh? I'm Lindy. ADMIRAL Lindy Harlaown. Nice to meet you Patrick.

I know right?

[immortalfrenchi]

A...Ahahahha! N.Nice joke! Better not do it again though. The real Admirals might get mad.

[It looked like he wasn't taking her seriously. Ah Patrick ye fool. You'll be laughing out the other side of your face soon]

Gives me a chance to prod my Lindy muse after braining hibiki and dita

[threesugarcubes]

[Lindy rolled her eyes. At least she didn't use the "I'm Married" deterrent.] Well then, what just are you an ace of, might I ask?

Which reminds me. I've got 3 more people to sic on them

[immortalfrenchi]

Ma'am. You're looking at the victor of over two-thousand mock battles, and a man who's walked away alive from encounters with Celestial Being.

3, because it had to be done

[zetahatsudo]

[Congradulations, Patrick, you got ZETA PUNCH'D!]

OH LAWD YES!

[immortalfrenchi]

GWAH!

[Ass? Meet floor. Patrick hits the ground ass first before the rest of him deigns to join]

Y..you HIT me! What the heck's your problem woman!?

Patrick just keeps asking for it.

[zetahatsudo]

[Seeing as how you aren't getting the point, Kamille's just gonna do his little four step program to help you identify him as a male:

Step 1: Grab the ignorant idiot's hand. This is so we can do-
Step 2: Press it against Kamille's chest to show there is no boobage. This usually does the trick, but for the really thick skinned, we move to-
Step 3: Press it against his groin long enough for it to register that that is not a vagina. Once this has been achieved-
Step 4: Deck the sunuvabitch for good measure]

Re: Patrick just keeps asking for it.

[immortalfrenchi]

[If it was a woman at this point he would have fallen in love. Since its Kamille, a totally different reaction was recieved. Patrick was screaming in horror, holding the hand that Kamille violated with the Steps 2 and 3]

Y...You're one of those Pre-Op Transsexuals aren't you!?

[And the Frenchman has dug his hole even deeper]

Omake 5! Set up for disaster

[zetahatsudo]

[Patrick Colaseur has just been assigned his room. Kamille is currently in the shower, and cannot see you, nor can you see him, but the outline is distinctly male. The voice is distorted by the rushing water]

Hey, Are you the new guy?

[immortalfrenchi]

Heh. New guy. I'm not just a new guy my friend...

[Well this spiel was sounding startlingly familiar]

I'm Patrick Colasour! Ace of the AEU! And...

Could you hurry it up with that shower?

[zetahatsudo]

[You'd be surprised by what can be blocked off by rage.]

Sure, I'm just about to finish up...

[The sound of a knob turning is heard, the water dying down]

So what brings the AEU's ace to the White Chalice?

[immortalfrenchi]

Well my superiors told me that I could do a lot of good here! With so many aces and legends in this place it was a matter of time before I would've made my way on board.

[Was possibly not getting the fact that A) They wanted him to keep tabs on Celestial Being or B) They got tired of his crap and offloaded him as soon as they could. That voice was sounding startlingly familiar though. Oh well its probably nothing.]

4

[punches_vamps]

Good for you. But the fact is, I've got a lot of repair orders to deal with, and your Enact is at the very bottom of the list.

And with your current track record of battles, I want you to sit out on the next one. I don't need another limbless machine on my to-do list.

[the_3rd_throne]

3 because this is too good to pass up

(Nena turns and you can practically FEEL the killing intent rolling off her.)

...Did you just call me...Babe?

[immortalfrenchi]

[Oh Patrick. Poor Silly Patrick. He didn't even notice. The Poor sod.]

Sure did, or maybe you'd like Beautiful, Gorgeous, sexy. Take your pick. I got a dozen of these.

[You'd figure after Kamille he'd be more careful with what he says.]

[the_3rd_throne]

(Nena kicks you in the balls. HARD!)

Don't...EVER..call me 'Babe'. I'm being nice do to the compliments you just gave me. But don't mistake me for some woman you can just sweep off her feet.

[immortalfrenchi]

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[There was one moment of silence. Thoughts firing off all at once. All registering to the same thing...]