1) Action
Hah! Stand back and watch the ace of the AEU! Patrick Colasour work his magic!
[Gets swatted aside like a fly]
YAAAAAAAH!
2) Comm
Hey you! Yeah you!
[If one were to look in his direction. They would find his Enact face and body down on the ground]
Turn this thing over! I can't get out!
3) Action (Suggest girls...or those that resemble them a
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[It looked like he wasn't taking her seriously. Ah Patrick ye fool. You'll be laughing out the other side of your face soon]
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[Ass? Meet floor. Patrick hits the ground ass first before the rest of him deigns to join]
Y..you HIT me! What the heck's your problem woman!?
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Step 1: Grab the ignorant idiot's hand. This is so we can do-
Step 2: Press it against Kamille's chest to show there is no boobage. This usually does the trick, but for the really thick skinned, we move to-
Step 3: Press it against his groin long enough for it to register that that is not a vagina. Once this has been achieved-
Step 4: Deck the sunuvabitch for good measure]
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Y...You're one of those Pre-Op Transsexuals aren't you!?
[And the Frenchman has dug his hole even deeper]
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Hey, Are you the new guy?
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[Well this spiel was sounding startlingly familiar]
I'm Patrick Colasour! Ace of the AEU! And...
Could you hurry it up with that shower?
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Sure, I'm just about to finish up...
[The sound of a knob turning is heard, the water dying down]
So what brings the AEU's ace to the White Chalice?
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[Was possibly not getting the fact that A) They wanted him to keep tabs on Celestial Being or B) They got tired of his crap and offloaded him as soon as they could. That voice was sounding startlingly familiar though. Oh well its probably nothing.]
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And with your current track record of battles, I want you to sit out on the next one. I don't need another limbless machine on my to-do list.
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(Nena turns and you can practically FEEL the killing intent rolling off her.)
...Did you just call me...Babe?
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Sure did, or maybe you'd like Beautiful, Gorgeous, sexy. Take your pick. I got a dozen of these.
[You'd figure after Kamille he'd be more careful with what he says.]
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Don't...EVER..call me 'Babe'. I'm being nice do to the compliments you just gave me. But don't mistake me for some woman you can just sweep off her feet.
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[There was one moment of silence. Thoughts firing off all at once. All registering to the same thing...]
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