What is this? MORE UG@?

Aug 06, 2011 21:39

1) Action

Hah! Stand back and watch the ace of the AEU! Patrick Colasour work his magic!

[Gets swatted aside like a fly]

YAAAAAAAH!

2) Comm

Hey you! Yeah you!

[If one were to look in his direction. They would find his Enact face and body down on the ground]

Turn this thing over! I can't get out!

3) Action (Suggest girls...or those that resemble them a ( Read more... )

[player] vjockey

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3, because it had to be done zetahatsudo August 6 2011, 23:59:41 UTC
[Congradulations, Patrick, you got ZETA PUNCH'D!]

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OH LAWD YES! immortalfrenchi August 7 2011, 00:03:18 UTC
GWAH!

[Ass? Meet floor. Patrick hits the ground ass first before the rest of him deigns to join]

Y..you HIT me! What the heck's your problem woman!?

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Patrick just keeps asking for it. zetahatsudo August 7 2011, 00:09:23 UTC
[Seeing as how you aren't getting the point, Kamille's just gonna do his little four step program to help you identify him as a male:

Step 1: Grab the ignorant idiot's hand. This is so we can do-
Step 2: Press it against Kamille's chest to show there is no boobage. This usually does the trick, but for the really thick skinned, we move to-
Step 3: Press it against his groin long enough for it to register that that is not a vagina. Once this has been achieved-
Step 4: Deck the sunuvabitch for good measure]

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Re: Patrick just keeps asking for it. immortalfrenchi August 7 2011, 00:22:38 UTC
[If it was a woman at this point he would have fallen in love. Since its Kamille, a totally different reaction was recieved. Patrick was screaming in horror, holding the hand that Kamille violated with the Steps 2 and 3]

Y...You're one of those Pre-Op Transsexuals aren't you!?

[And the Frenchman has dug his hole even deeper]

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Re: Patrick just keeps asking for it. zetahatsudo August 7 2011, 00:28:47 UTC
[What's this? Still don't get it? Seems we'll have to introduce-

Step 5: Beat the ever-loving shit out of this offender, screaming at the top of our lungs "I'M A MAN, YOU DUMBASS!!!"]

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Its like he's got no survival instinct outside a MS immortalfrenchi August 7 2011, 00:37:27 UTC
[Which was replied to by Colasour beatdown reaction number 42. TRY TO FLEE! Hard to do with the thoroughly enraged newtype wailing on him.]

WELL ITS YOUR FAULT FOR LOOKING LIKE A WOMAN!

[Poor Patrick. We hardly knew yee]

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Re: Its like he's got no survival instinct outside a MS zetahatsudo August 7 2011, 00:41:45 UTC
KAMILLE IS A MAN'S NAME, AND I-

[Is now just beating you black and blue here]

AM A MAN!!!

[is stopping now due to exhaustion... Run]

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immortalfrenchi August 7 2011, 00:43:45 UTC
[The Immortal Frenchman flees from his encounter with the Zeta Gundam's pilot. Looks like this was another stroke of luck as he may not have survived his event were he less fortunate]

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OMAKE GETTO! zetahatsudo August 7 2011, 00:46:22 UTC
[Haha, amusing, he think he lives due to luck. Unfortunately for Patrick, he is now on Kamille's permanent shitlist, and is going to do what he can to make his life hell.]

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