For Mayfield
1. [Miki comes around with a bowl of soup filled with noodles, meat, and smelling heavily of pork. She places it down on the table in front of you and smiles cheefully]
"Here's the soup! I couldn't find dried seaweed, miso, or ramen noodles anywhere, so I just used some spaghetti and pork. Enjoy."
[Miki stands there smiling, waiting for you to enjoy the soup.]
2. [Miki has caught you in the act of some sort of civil delinquency. She is approaching you slowly, a look of deep disappointment on her face.]
"Kids these days. When will they ever learn to respect the rules?"
3. [You and miki were just pleasently throwing stones across the pond. However, things seemed to have escalated since you managed to throw one further than her. Now she has found quite a large rock and is returning with it.]
"Anyone can throw a little pebble a few feet. Maybe we should make it something that actually needs some skill.
[She hurls the large rock across the pond, it skips further than the last stone you threw before sinking to the depths with large 'plursh". Miki smiles at you, smugly.]
4.[Tired of her poor performance at work, you have ordered Miki to go sweep the floors. Unexcited, she nods and plods out the door. You go to check up on her a half hour later to find her chasing a small rodent around the room. She is screaming at the small mammal and occasionally swats at it with the broom. The floor isn't any cleaner.]
"YOU THINK YOU CAN SCARE ME JUST BY RUNNING OUT AND STANDING ON YOUR HAUNCHES RATFACE? FEEL THE FURY OF THE ONIMARU THUNDER BROOM STRIKE!"
"Here's the soup! I couldn't find dried seaweed, miso, or ramen noodles anywhere, so I just used some spaghetti and pork. Enjoy."
[Miki stands there smiling, waiting for you to enjoy the soup.]
2. [Miki has caught you in the act of some sort of civil delinquency. She is approaching you slowly, a look of deep disappointment on her face.]
"Kids these days. When will they ever learn to respect the rules?"
3. [You and miki were just pleasently throwing stones across the pond. However, things seemed to have escalated since you managed to throw one further than her. Now she has found quite a large rock and is returning with it.]
"Anyone can throw a little pebble a few feet. Maybe we should make it something that actually needs some skill.
[She hurls the large rock across the pond, it skips further than the last stone you threw before sinking to the depths with large 'plursh". Miki smiles at you, smugly.]
4.[Tired of her poor performance at work, you have ordered Miki to go sweep the floors. Unexcited, she nods and plods out the door. You go to check up on her a half hour later to find her chasing a small rodent around the room. She is screaming at the small mammal and occasionally swats at it with the broom. The floor isn't any cleaner.]
"YOU THINK YOU CAN SCARE ME JUST BY RUNNING OUT AND STANDING ON YOUR HAUNCHES RATFACE? FEEL THE FURY OF THE ONIMARU THUNDER BROOM STRIKE!"