Queen of Hearts

[is_not_zelda]

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[You stand before a boat tethered very securely to the bed of the Rapids. It's bigger than a kayak and has a deck and a mast, but it's not quite a ship of the class Tetra would like. It's got a set of oars and is about as big and structurally tough as it can be while still able to maneuver through and navigate the river. By the way, you

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[healing_hammer]

I'm starting to think that there's some kind of law of the universe that makes any vehicle I set foot on guaranteed to crash.

[is_not_zelda]

I'm not saying it's your fault or anything, but you might have wanted to mention that earlier.

[healing_hammer]

I was hoping that being an entire universe away from the Light Warriors would make that stop happening.

[is_not_zelda]

Curses can be pretty consistent, I guess.

[healing_hammer]

I take it in stride.

Is everyone else all right?

[is_not_zelda]

Nobody's dead or drowning, at least. That was the first thing I checked.