-1- At Least I Got Chicken
[During a job, you and your team are planning a complicated surgical strike to take out an enemy base. Everyone has a carefully planned out role to play...]
[...right up until Yuugi kicks the front door down and starts shouting.]
SEND ME YOUR STRONGEST WARRIOR! I WILL DEFEAT THEM IN HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT!
-2- Custom of the Land
[Enjoying some introspective quiet time at the bar? NOT ANYMORE. Incoming Oni, drunk out of her gourd, throwing a friendly arm approximately over your shoulder while holding her twelfth mug in her other hand. Whether or not you've met before is up to you.]
Shee, that's why y'gotta learn t' live it up more! All work n' no play makes... something shomething.
Why're there two of th' bartender?
-3- Who Needs Personal Space
[You know that couch, bed, chair, roof, or other thing you were planning on using at some point? Well, at some point, it was taken over by a now-unconscious oni, sprawled out to take up as much space as possible and snoring extremely loudly.]
[Life is great when you don't worry about stuff.]