[1]
[As you roar down the highway (or equivilent route) in your car (or equivilent vehicle), you happen to note a man by the roadside making that timeless gesture or a traveller in distress next to the sign that says "Next Rest Stop: 50 miles".]
[2]
[At a party.]
An' thats why I always say...a thing. Definitely always say a thing. Something about the incorruptable spirit of all sentient beings everywhere in the face of adversity...
Have you seen any flying saucers?
[3]
Alright, this isn't too big of a setback, we just need to make a temporary gurney. We'll need both of our towels.
You DO have your towel, right?