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[testificatio]

I have managed to successfully bite the inside of my lower lip on the left and right sides numerous times within the last few days. Tonight was perhaps the most painful blow, as I was singing a merry tune in which someone added a verse that required me to put a hole in my face. I'm sure it had nothing to do with the fact that the merry tune I was singing was for the purpose of making fun of Mormons...nothing at all.

Okay, so I probably smote myself subconsciously for mocking the Smithies.

Now on to the most important portion of my evening: reading until I pass out.