They have Kidnapped my DVD's...

Apr 16, 2007 12:58


So my parcel from Amazon UK has arrived but instead of getting it delivered to my office as usual it was kept at the post-office and is now with the customs department. I sent a driver to pick it up but he came back empty handed saying that they are keeping my stuff at least until tomorrow because they want to watch the movies in case there is ( Read more... )

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encelade2 April 16 2007, 16:42:58 UTC
Well done,customs officers,and have fun!
She's just a bad girl,really foreigners should be exemplary,and not import illegal porn.
And if you are craving for gay porn so badly,WRITE IT!!!:D

So,do you have news of Orlando,is he in Sri Lanka or what?
If he is you MUST meet him and be his guide,and more if affinity.You're higly qualified.
And than you tell us everything,OK?;))

(Above all,ask him ,you know,if he has recent news of,er,Viggo?)

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tessa111 April 16 2007, 17:08:56 UTC
Noooooo *whines* It's NOT PORN, it's boy-loving and Colin Farrell and the custom officers are being meanies ( ... )

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encelade2 April 16 2007, 18:45:47 UTC
Stick up pictures of him on the walls of your office,with a huge 'Wanting,definitely alive'!
You may have some pictures,right?:D
Even in town,with your adress,so it could happen he's gonna 'knock knock knocking on Heaven's door'...
Tessa,imagine,do you think you would be able to articulate a single coherent word???
Maybe it's wise if you record a nice sweet speech,so that *NOT IF BUT WHEN* he stands on your doorstep and you're about to swoon,you just have to start button and faint gracefully on his feet.
Tell us what happens next!

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tessa111 April 17 2007, 05:37:20 UTC
LOL The Wanted Posters is a great idea. Yah, I'm sure I could find a photo or two - not that i keep them in special files on my laptop or anything *eye dart*

And the tape recording - you do have a very valid point. I will consider doing that just in case he comes by and I can't talk *giggle*

I honestly don't know if I would be cool if meeting him - I like to think I would be able to keep my head and come off as somewhat normal, intelligent and a perfect girlfriend but I might just start shaking and going "gaaaaah".

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encelade2 April 17 2007, 06:23:59 UTC
I know I would stay mute and open mouth,looking utterly stupid,if I met Viggo...:(
But it is said OB is easy going and talketive,so it could be a great meeting,as you wouldn't introduce yourself as a screaming fangirl,but as a smart professional in a cause he's very interested in,so I think after a couple hours you'll have tea and wath your,hum,DVDs together!:D

BTW,any news?

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tessa111 April 17 2007, 12:02:29 UTC
so I think after a couple hours you'll have tea and wath your,hum,DVDs together!:D
Aaaw, what a lovely image you paint. I will go with that fantasy :)

No. No news. Have heard nothing at all. It sucks.

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smirrethefox May 16 2007, 16:59:35 UTC
I have to admit that I just might jump on him IF I saw him walking on the streets. And it might be somewhat embarrassing when the newspapers would write about my actions to try and get into his pants... Or well, to get him out of his pants. :)

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tessa111 May 18 2007, 18:39:34 UTC
Yeah well, what's a little embarrassment if it gets you into Orlando's pants. I think it would be worth it. (and it would be fun to watch in on utube)

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smirrethefox May 18 2007, 18:57:22 UTC
Yeah, it totally would be worth it. I think. Depends a bit on the result and such.

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